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Apr 26, 2007 18:38:30 GMT -5
Post by piccophone on Apr 26, 2007 18:38:30 GMT -5
We did that for when the nurse did her creepy laugh, too. I remember what we kept playing over and over... It was when that one guy... I can't remember his name... I think it starts with an M... . His name's Mercutio. Today in english when we were acting out Act III Scene iii of Romeo and Juiet this was what was said between me,who was the Nurse, and my friend, who is Romeo: friend: The hateful mansion.*is supposed to try to stab himself, but just stands there* me:in case all you in the audiance were wondering Romeo here was supposed to try to stab himself just a second ago, but it seems that he forgot. friend:I didn't forget, I was testing how well you knew your part. me:sure you were
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Apr 26, 2007 19:53:27 GMT -5
Post by lightningflute2010 on Apr 26, 2007 19:53:27 GMT -5
Friend: No, she said my hair was purple. It's red, can't you see? Me: I like it. It reminds me of cherry pie. Friend: Stop thinking about food.
at lunch Me: -eating my dino nuggets- Look! It has no head! Friend: Why? Me: .....I ate it.
math Friend: Abracadabra! Me: Alakazam! Friend: Bippity Boppity Boo! Me: Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious! Friend: darn it.
a few minutes later Friend: F! Me: Q! Friend: Z! Me: J! Friend: A! Me: Your mom. Friend: I think you have Mandi Syndrome.
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Apr 29, 2007 18:05:15 GMT -5
Post by trumpetbabe69 on Apr 29, 2007 18:05:15 GMT -5
The best quotes in the world are the ones from real people, I'm sorry, George Washington can say all the great and noble things he ever wanted to but his wisest remark will never beat out some real life, honest-to-goodness quotes like these!
band related ones that dont sound like they relate to music... at all!!!! BD on tuning : When in doubt, pull it out! BD on dancing : All you sexually orientated people will just have to find a way to contain yourselfs! Trumpets to Drummers : Hey, the pelvic thrust belongs to us, ok? and the saxes can have it when we aren't on the field.
and this isn't really a quote, but... it happened and was great. The songs we played last year all had words and we sort of became obsessed with the artist, well at one point when we were playing in a circle this kid took his horn out of his mouth and started singing and all the other trumpets stopped too and we wer just singing 'Never seen a blind man cross the street just to reach the other side....' and the rest of the band was like 'what?!'
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Apr 30, 2007 16:44:46 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Apr 30, 2007 16:44:46 GMT -5
a few minutes laterFriend: F! Me: Q! Friend: Z! Me: J! Friend: A! Me: Your mom. Friend: I think you have Mandi Syndrome. Haha. That reminds me of something I overheard a tuba player say to someone in the hallway who insulted him. Tuba player: Oh yeah? Well go suck on (I was expecting something much worse) your mom's toes!
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Apr 30, 2007 19:58:18 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Apr 30, 2007 19:58:18 GMT -5
Teacher- *talks about algebra* Kid- *talks about doing something with a problem* Teacher- "BUt how are you going to make *this* do *that*? Kid- "uhmm..." Teacher- " Is it because you're a math-a-magician?" Me- "Abraca-algebra!!!!"
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Apr 30, 2007 22:32:20 GMT -5
Post by tromboneking87 on Apr 30, 2007 22:32:20 GMT -5
Teacher- *talks about algebra* Kid- *talks about doing something with a problem* Teacher- "BUt how are you going to make *this* do *that*? Kid- "uhmm..." Teacher- " Is it because you're a math-a-magician?" Me- "Abraca-algebra!!!!" YES! My calculus teacher called the phenomenon when you do one little thing and the problem "magically" solves itself "math-a-magic". Love calc, so much fun...
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May 2, 2007 16:48:51 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on May 2, 2007 16:48:51 GMT -5
In Spanish Class: Kid: y senora es muy...*pause*...****** off
THe word I bleeped isn't really a cuss word...but I thought the site might block it.
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May 2, 2007 18:12:59 GMT -5
Post by trumpetislife on May 2, 2007 18:12:59 GMT -5
i was in the band room after school talking to my clarinet friend about something before i went home:
Trumpet: *walks by and says something in french* me: what did you say? Clarinet, what did he say? Clarinet: *repeats what trumpet said in french* me: no in english! Clarinet: *thinks for a second* umm idk something about home i think me: ohh he wants me to go home? *then i continue carring on the conversation with clarinet* Trumpet: *walks by again and says something in french that i didnt understand* me: FINE ILL GO HOME! Trumpet: *stops walking and looks at me* you understood me? me: no accually i just guessed what you said....
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May 2, 2007 19:56:05 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on May 2, 2007 19:56:05 GMT -5
German Teacher: Ok, we're going to practise for the AP test. Follow the instructions, 200 words. That's 2/3 page. You have 40 minutes. *class starts writing* *ten minutes in* Simon: Ok, I'm done. Dr Johnson, will you look at it. Sorry I have spelling problems. Mr. Johnson: Simon, this is so simplistic. You can do better. Simon: I'll redo it. Maybe: Herr Johnson, will you look at mine? *Mr Johnson looks at her paper* Me: I'm done. *turns in full sheet of paper* Josh: How come you write the longest one? Your only a German III person. Me: Psh, beats me. I still have a lot to work on.
This proves that I own at German
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May 4, 2007 17:21:03 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on May 4, 2007 17:21:03 GMT -5
In English class today we were watching the "Juilius Caesar" movie. It was horribly made, but it was hilarious to watch. Anyways, my teacher was explaining about what they were talking about in the movie...
Teacher: Right now they're suggesting that Caesar has seizures. *pause* Try saying that five times fast. *Class begins to try to say "Caesar has seizures" 5 times fast* Person behind me: Caesar has seizures... Caesar has seizures... Clarinet player next to me: "... By the sea shore"
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May 5, 2007 13:40:00 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on May 5, 2007 13:40:00 GMT -5
Person behind me: Caesar has seizures... Caesar has seizures... Clarinet player next to me: "... By the sea shore" Doesn't he though? I read Julius Caesar last year, but I thought that he was in the Tiber River and had to get pulled out (we had to list the things that Caesar didn't want to reveal because people would think he was weak). I thought he had had a seizure... or something.
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May 5, 2007 15:05:37 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on May 5, 2007 15:05:37 GMT -5
^ I don't know... we didn't read the play... we just got a comic strip about it... it was really dumb lol.
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May 6, 2007 9:52:20 GMT -5
Post by flouba on May 6, 2007 9:52:20 GMT -5
This was in the play at school. There was this character who was kind of like Igor in the Frankenstein movies who talked with his tongue out.
Igor like guy (Igor): OH I'm sorry I didn't know you had company Dr. Eistein: It's okay you can speak straight infront of Professer Wonder Igor: *stands up straight and speaks normally* Oh I didn't know you had company
Something to this effect
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May 6, 2007 10:00:35 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on May 6, 2007 10:00:35 GMT -5
Jennifer: Kelly, you're going to burn in hell. Me: Oh man, I can feel the flames now. I see the light! and it says "councilors corner".
*playing Guitar Hero* Jennifer's dad: *humms bass line* Kurt: Dad! Stop it! Me: Nah, I need a good bass line. Kurt's not doing enough.
Amanda:*talking to her boyfriend* Yeah Josh, we're all at my house... Uh huh... yeah, partying the night away. I'm having an underage drinking party... yeah, my dad sprang for the cheap liquor... I can't believe it either.... Josh, you know I'm joking right? *in the meantime, we're all doing our best drunk/stoned impressions in the background* *Amanda hangs up the phone* Thanks guys. Me: No problem. It's like the time we convinced Nick (Jennifer's bf) that we played strip poker with boy scouts and won. He wanted to know how we measured who won; who lost the most or kept the most. *strange conversation follows*
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May 7, 2007 15:34:22 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on May 7, 2007 15:34:22 GMT -5
Latin class is absolutely the best. We were doing "pre-Latin II" stuff today sort of as an introduction to next year's curriculum, so we worked more on conjugating verbs. The kid who sits in front of me is awesome.
Teacher: Okay, check with someone around you to make sure you conjugated your verb right! Me: *to kid* Does this look right? Kid: Yeah, it looks fine. Check mine. Me: *checks and goes down the list* Me: *sees verb clamabamus ("we were shouting")* CLAMABAMUS!?!? Kid: That's the best word ever. Me: It sounds like a really weird name. Or maybe an STD. *girly voice* "Ohmigod, guys, did you hear Stacey has clamabamus?" Kid: Yeah, you might want to get that checked out... you might be clamabamus-positive... *later* Kid: *asks teacher to go to the bathroom* Me: Make sure you check for signs of CLAMABAMUS!!!!
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