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Apr 13, 2007 22:52:18 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Apr 13, 2007 22:52:18 GMT -5
Today in band, the director had to fill out a pass for a high schooler who had been late cause she came to the band room. BD-" Michaela, lemme see your pencil." Me- "...Aaron, let him see your pencil!" Aaron- *hands pencil to BD* BD- *finishes with pencil and throws it back* Aaron- *misses horribly* BD- " Thats why you play clarinet and your not in gaurd." Me- " OH! THE PAIN! THE TWRILING! THE SPANDEX!! MY EYES!!" BD-" Oh, come come sweet cataracts!!" Band- *laughs*
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Apr 17, 2007 21:12:26 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 17, 2007 21:12:26 GMT -5
Me: *watching Bill Nye the Science Guy in physics* Science RULES! Friend: That would be so horrifying to hear if we didn't know that you were going to grow up to be Bill Nye Jr.
In AP Chemistry: Lab Partner 1: Why does [lab partner 2] have a gold pen. A sparkly gold pen? Me: *frowns* You really don't want to know that. Or be asking those questions. We might start doubting you as well. Lab Partner 1: *blinks* I'm not surprised.
In AP German: Random kid: So, 4/20 is this Friday. What are you guys going to do? Me: Eh, it's a TAKS day, so I can't skip and get high... Other random kid: Uhh... what's 4/20? Me: Blasphemy! You have to know. What kind of an AP Student are you?
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Apr 18, 2007 15:54:38 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Apr 18, 2007 15:54:38 GMT -5
Ok, so all week our clocks have been screwed up because of a power outage. They finally fixed them, but a few are like 2 minutes off or something. So, this was at the end of 7th period
Teacher: Go ahead and go. It's 2:15 somewhere.
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Apr 18, 2007 17:24:09 GMT -5
Post by dumb major on Apr 18, 2007 17:24:09 GMT -5
In AP German: Random kid: So, 4/20 is this Friday. What are you guys going to do? Me: Eh, it's a TAKS day, so I can't skip and get high... Other random kid: Uhh... what's 4/20? Me: Blasphemy! You have to know. What kind of an AP Student are you? Hahahahah.
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Apr 19, 2007 21:09:29 GMT -5
Post by Greenepony on Apr 19, 2007 21:09:29 GMT -5
"I've never been Shie Topping" - We were talking about how girls used to wear ties
"He has the intuition of... a slug!" -Talking about a friend's boyfriend (he does really)
"What idiot would spend 3 something on a first month anniversary present?" "Um... it wasn't 3 something" "What?!" "It was um... 4.... 95" "Woah he spent 400 on her necklace?!" "Noooo, he spent um... 4 ... um dollars and 95 cents... yeah"
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Apr 21, 2007 14:57:44 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Apr 21, 2007 14:57:44 GMT -5
During homeroom, our teacher always asks who is absent.
Student: I am Teacher: no you're not Student: my mind is, does that count? Teacher: yes Student: yeah! I'm absent!
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Apr 21, 2007 16:10:47 GMT -5
Post by lightningflute2010 on Apr 21, 2007 16:10:47 GMT -5
Biology class again Teacher: Stop touching the stuff on my desk! Me & a friend from band: -poke folder-
Same friend from band: Stop raping her with your eyes!
health class -after being given a gift from my friend ashley from her trip to Canada- Me: It's not JUST maply syrup! It's 100% PURE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP!
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Apr 24, 2007 16:28:33 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Apr 24, 2007 16:28:33 GMT -5
We're reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and listening to the tape, where she stabs herself. (Juliet makes a weird noise)
Teacher: That was weird. It doesn't sound like she stabbed herself. (listen to it again) Teacher: That definitely doesn't sound like stabbing. (listen 50 more times) Student: Are we going to listen to it again? Teacher: It doesn't sound like stabbing! Student: And how do you know? Teacher: Trust me, I know.
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Apr 24, 2007 18:39:58 GMT -5
Post by marchingbandfreak on Apr 24, 2007 18:39:58 GMT -5
Here are few quotes from last year when I was a freshman. Don't ask me which classmates of mine said these, because I can't remember who said what. Oh, and some are also from this year.
"You don't need to see the onion to taste it!"
"When does it get dark at night?"
"Tuft = fluffy clouds that are made up of cirrus clouds."
"Heat is good."
"That sounds like a plumbing issue."
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Apr 24, 2007 19:04:22 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Apr 24, 2007 19:04:22 GMT -5
At an all-nighter (we were calling the guys in our group to ask for them to bring us doughnuts, of course...they didn't)
Us: *call and leave annoying message* Him: *calls back* You better have a #@%$ good reason for calling me at 5am Us: WE WANT DOUGHNUTS! Him: *hangs up phone* ---- Us: WE WANT DOUGHNUTS! WITH SPRINKLES! RAINBOW SPRINKLES!
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Apr 24, 2007 21:00:14 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 24, 2007 21:00:14 GMT -5
Random conversations throughout the day with my chem lab partners:
Tyler: *on the phone* So, the glycerol lab... did you get all the data? Me: yeah, you want the melting point, freezing point or combustion point?
Me: Amanda. Did Tyler phone you with the lab data? Amanda: Yeah, thanks. Me: No problem. What was the theory behind the glycerol?
Me: Mrs. Ritter, how would one go about making Hydrochloric acid? Tyler: Isn't it just through normal reactions of normal reactants? Me: Hmm... I wonder if I can make it at home. How strong is the stock solution? Tyler: 12 molar. But we should make 18 molar. It'd melt Amanda's nails off.
Me: You know, if I was a smart Chem geek, I wouldn't be here. Amanda: Well, that just proves your stupidity. Me: At least I'm smarter than you. Amanda: Nuh-uh! Me: Oh yeah? Who always has the lab data and answers. Who has the higher grade in pre-calc? Amanda: Who's stuck in grade level history? Me: Who doesn't go to history? Amanda: Good point. Where do you go anyways? Smoking in the performing arts center? Me: With my Bunsen burner? How come everyone always assumes that I'm a pot head? Amanda: You should stop wearing that 'stay green' shirt. Me: Oh, right. I suppose I ought to stop sniffing this hydrochloric acid as well?
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Apr 24, 2007 21:35:57 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Apr 24, 2007 21:35:57 GMT -5
We're reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and listening to the tape, where she stabs herself. (Juliet makes a weird noise) Teacher: That was weird. It doesn't sound like she stabbed herself. (listen to it again) Teacher: That definitely doesn't sound like stabbing. (listen 50 more times) Student: Are we going to listen to it again? Teacher: It doesn't sound like stabbing! Student: And how do you know? Teacher: Trust me, I know. LOL that happened to my class when we listened to the recording of Romeo & Juliet last year, too! I don't think it was where she stabbed herself, but somebody made a very strange noise, and my teacher played it over and over again lol.
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Apr 25, 2007 17:17:06 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Apr 25, 2007 17:17:06 GMT -5
We did that for when the nurse did her creepy laugh, too.
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Apr 25, 2007 19:59:51 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 25, 2007 19:59:51 GMT -5
At lunch:
Molly: So, I cut my heart open, and Mr. Mike said "Molly! That's perfect. Everyone come look how perfectly Molly cut her heart." Me: I thought you were supposed to tear your heart out. Molly: Well, I can tear yours out before I cut it perfectly. Besides, it wasn't really my heart. It was just the one I had for A&P.
Me: So, how about that practice AP test? Alex: Lame. I actually finished it this time. What a pushover.
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Apr 25, 2007 20:17:34 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Apr 25, 2007 20:17:34 GMT -5
We did that for when the nurse did her creepy laugh, too. I remember what we kept playing over and over... It was when that one guy... I can't remember his name... I think it starts with an M... Anyways, he gets stabbed kinda towards the end and the guy doing his voice for that part was hilarious. It's hard to describe how it sounded but it was all monotoned when he said "I am hurt". it kinda sounded like a robot, lol.
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