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Jun 13, 2009 9:12:00 GMT -5
Post by Marine. on Jun 13, 2009 9:12:00 GMT -5
At orientation today. They were telling us about the emergency text-messaging system they have. (Imagine all of this in a southern accent) Woman: So the emergency text-messaging system is good way for us to tell you when there is bad weather, any gunshots, or anything else. Now, this is important for you to know. We will NOT send you a message saying "OMG TORNADO!" lol!
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Jun 15, 2009 0:12:25 GMT -5
Post by tubagirl on Jun 15, 2009 0:12:25 GMT -5
At orientation today. They were telling us about the emergency text-messaging system they have. (Imagine all of this in a southern accent) Woman: So the emergency text-messaging system is good way for us to tell you when there is bad weather, any gunshots, or anything else. Now, this is important for you to know. We will NOT send you a message saying "OMG TORNADO!" I laughed out loud then I read that...
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Sept 21, 2009 11:37:22 GMT -5
Post by trumpetgirl0121 on Sept 21, 2009 11:37:22 GMT -5
At orientation today. They were telling us about the emergency text-messaging system they have. (Imagine all of this in a southern accent) Woman: So the emergency text-messaging system is good way for us to tell you when there is bad weather, any gunshots, or anything else. Now, this is important for you to know. We will NOT send you a message saying "OMG TORNADO!" lol! That sounds like something I would hear at my college!!
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tromboneking87
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The symbol of Chief Illiniwek embodies spirt, pride, and loyalty to this great university
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Sept 21, 2009 14:37:24 GMT -5
Post by tromboneking87 on Sept 21, 2009 14:37:24 GMT -5
During a rehearsal, one of the bassoons messes up and tries to apologize for it. BD: There's no need to defend yourself. You're not in a court of law. You're in a court of BAND!!!
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* barrelEATER
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80 minutes. 15 positions. 0 protection. Wanna ruck?
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Nov 8, 2009 16:43:17 GMT -5
Post by * barrelEATER on Nov 8, 2009 16:43:17 GMT -5
omg...so i was in science class last year sitting by my best friend and here's how the convo went... teacher: at one time all the continents were one big land mass, what was this called. me: *matter of factly* your mom. friend: omg! and the classroom is dead quiet already, so we have to laugh extremely quietly to ourselves, which makes it that much funnier.
and then me and my other best friend (she plays flute) sits by me this year, and we were discussing last week's bonus question on the science test.. me: dude, we should've put chuck norris or something...we might've at least got one point for creativity. her: omg! yeah! we're totally doing that on the next test he gives!! so the next test came, and we formed our answer around chuck norris. we've yet to get the tests handed back to us...i'll let you know how that goes...lol.
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$@M1K1N$!
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Dec 13, 2009 19:18:25 GMT -5
Post by $@M1K1N$! on Dec 13, 2009 19:18:25 GMT -5
alright, so i was hanging out with some band friends and one of them is a tuba, i had just barely met him that day and didn't really know any other tubas, (i mostly hang out with flutes and trumpets.) and his excuse for every stupid thing he did or said was, "I'm a tuba." so at one point we were playing some game and he got a question involving tequila wrong and i said: me: come on! even i knew that! tuba: shut up! I'm a tuba! me (totally straight faced): then you should know all about alcohol. tuba: *points at me* wow, you are one smart flute. at that point every one just burst out laughing.
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Jan 21, 2010 18:13:27 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Jan 21, 2010 18:13:27 GMT -5
At orientation today. They were telling us about the emergency text-messaging system they have. (Imagine all of this in a southern accent) Woman: So the emergency text-messaging system is good way for us to tell you when there is bad weather, any gunshots, or anything else. Now, this is important for you to know. We will NOT send you a message saying "OMG TORNADO!" So we had a tornado warning today. I got the text (about 15-30 minutes AFTER the alarms in the buildings started, but that's beside the point) from the emergency text system. I was SO hoping it would say OMG TORNADO! But it didn't..... It said "A tornado warning has been issued by the National Weather Service. Immediately proceed to the shelter area in your building until further notice." Boring........ I like OMG TORNADO better lol.
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Jan 22, 2010 7:40:59 GMT -5
Post by clarinetrox2012 on Jan 22, 2010 7:40:59 GMT -5
At one of our marching band comps, our score was a 68.9. Pervy trombone: SO CLOSE!!!! Naive Freshman: Yeah, we almost had a 70!! Everyone: -facepalm-
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Apr 5, 2010 19:15:33 GMT -5
Post by altoclarinets on Apr 5, 2010 19:15:33 GMT -5
^Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahainappropriate. But still funny. In physics class the other day: Me: I'm upset. Orch friend (who is male): Why? And furthermore, why are you bothering me with it? Me: This is why you don't have a girlfriend. AP Chem: Teacher: So, the other day I was walking through the building... and I saw several math teachers on their way out... so I said, "It's a math exodus!" And they just... stared at me. They didn't get it. No right brain. At all. Me: And now they probably think you're as weird as me, if they didn't already. Either that, or it came to them about an hour later and they didn't think to call you and thank you for brightening their day. history teacher: what were the names of (our state's) 3 Olympic mascots? class: *crickets chirp* ht: come on! we learned this YESTERDAY! class: *more crickets* ht: it's ALL OVER this state! and no drew it is NOT white people, mormons and republicans! class: *laughs* now, I'm laughing.
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Apr 5, 2010 20:29:11 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Apr 5, 2010 20:29:11 GMT -5
AP Chem: Teacher: So, the other day I was walking through the building... and I saw several math teachers on their way out... so I said, "It's a math exodus!" And they just... stared at me. They didn't get it. No right brain. At all. Me: And now they probably think you're as weird as me, if they didn't already. Either that, or it came to them about an hour later and they didn't think to call you and thank you for brightening their day. Lol that one took me a minute to get it. Haha.
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