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Feb 2, 2007 17:14:15 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 2, 2007 17:14:15 GMT -5
I figure that people say things funny and such outside of band...post them here!
These are from last year:
Me: You lost your spanish book?!?! Friend: ...si...
Me: Who led the battle of New Orleans? Friend: *thinks* which side? Me: *looks at paper* U.S. Friend: *ununciating* Oliver...Hazard...Perry! Me: *ununciating* Different battle!
Friend: (reciting the quadratic formula...trying to memorize it) x equals the inverse of b plus or minus the negative square root of...HI [friend]!
Friend: what's that? Friend 2: that's chocolate Friend: No! No...what's THAT...right there? Friend 2: ...that's chocolate...
(the radiator in the classroom smelled like something was burning) Teacher: if it starts smoking...we'll...run
My group: Hmmm...looks like sugar...tastes like sugar...smells like sugar...must be salt.
Me: my seat's been abducted Friend: by aliens? *see's kid in my seat* oh. aliens.
Teacher: Ok...anything more interesting than "lasts"? Me: last-ED
Friend: *points to me* you can be blue. *points to friend* and you can be green Friend: Yes! I get to be YODA!
(we were doing a project in which we had different "jobs". This was 8th grade...ok? corny..i know. But anyways, I wanted to do something on the project but one of the members wouldn't let me) Me: Excuse me, who's the art director? Friend: Excuse me, who made the stamps? Friend 2: Excuse me, who did all the research? Me: Excuse me, who should be researching right now? Friend 2: Excuse me?
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Feb 2, 2007 17:22:33 GMT -5
Post by tootflute on Feb 2, 2007 17:22:33 GMT -5
Friend: *looks at a flyer for a concert* "Bach is going to be there? It says, 'Featuring Bach!'"
My biology teacher: "It's like a friggen' orgy in your intestines!"
Friend: "Oh God! I got in on my hands! Better take my pants off!" (We were talking about what to do if you were to spill a chemical on yourself, and my biology teacher said that we should run to the emergency shower, which led to a conversation about whether or not to take off your pants).
Peter (from Romeo and Juliet): "I'll re your fa!" (I was cracking up, but nobody else got it because nobody else in my class knew solfegge)
A third friend: "It was so funny, my pancreas fell into the toilet!"
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Feb 2, 2007 17:24:08 GMT -5
Post by bandislife on Feb 2, 2007 17:24:08 GMT -5
(during a chem lab. We had to look at different substances and describe them) Friend: What do you think it looks like? Me: It's a fine yellow powder with a clump named Earl.
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Feb 2, 2007 17:52:11 GMT -5
Post by trumpetislife on Feb 2, 2007 17:52:11 GMT -5
(this has nothing to do with band but the people in this happen to be in band)
soo im in the tech for the school musical (tryed out for pit but didnt make it). so i have to go to every practice and do techy stuff. so after practice another person in tech had this strudel things. so she was give them to the people that were still at practice (most people got to leave). so most people took them but me. then there was one left and my clarinet friend threw it out.
me: you threw it out! clarinet 1: soo! you werent going to eat it! me: well you could have eaten it! clarinet 1: but i didnt want it! me: *starting to yell* well maybe clarinet 2 (happens to be clarinet 1's twin brother) wanted it! clarinet 1: he didnt want it! me: *still yelling* you could have feed a poor hungery person with that! clarinet 1: *yelling back* but you didnt want it! me: but im not poor or hungry **this lasted a while then we forgave eachother and left**
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Feb 2, 2007 19:29:41 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Feb 2, 2007 19:29:41 GMT -5
English teacher: Make sure you learn how to pronounce everything before you read your poem aloud. I had to keep myself from laughing at the girl a few years ago who kept pronouncing wanton as "won-ton."
AP Chemistry teacher: You guys are so depressing all the time, we need to cheer up! Think positive! My friend: PROTONS!
PA system: [Latin teacher], please contact the office. Latin class: Ooooooooooh! Latin teacher: *calls office* Latin class: *starts meowing, burping, barking, etc. in the background* Me: Ooh! Ooh! Ask the secretary if her refrigerator is running!
emello3: I'm sort of nervous for the College Fair, but also excited. Me: Yeah, me too. I bet it'll be a lot of help, though. emello3: I wonder if they'll have events there. Like, maybe there will be some French horn players playing... with fire around them or something. That would be interesting. Me: Of course they'll have that! "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon's League of French Horn-Playing Pyrotechnicians! We'd love to have you join!" (or something to that effect)
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Feb 3, 2007 23:04:03 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 3, 2007 23:04:03 GMT -5
Me: I AM a coward. I'm a coward because I'm afraid Friend: No, you're human because you're afraid
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Feb 3, 2007 23:04:33 GMT -5
Post by dumb major on Feb 3, 2007 23:04:33 GMT -5
This is kind of band-ish so mostly not so I'll put it here. The timing was just so hilarious.
*in the midst of a dance party to the song "Ms New Booty" and we're all dancing* Friend (yelling over the music): So, how was Solo and Ensemble?
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Feb 3, 2007 23:12:11 GMT -5
Post by mthsbandrocks on Feb 3, 2007 23:12:11 GMT -5
Spanish 2 teacher: Hola Katie! Como estas? Me: Good, you? Spanish 2 teacher: You know, this is spanish 2. You should be able to say "bueno, y tu?" Me: Oh! This is spanish 2? *pretends to leave*
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Feb 4, 2007 20:28:20 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Feb 4, 2007 20:28:20 GMT -5
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Feb 4, 2007 22:23:38 GMT -5
Post by freshmanflute on Feb 4, 2007 22:23:38 GMT -5
During Math is started to snow so we got into this whole converstation about the weather and it somehow lead to the topic of the weatherman and someone made this comment: "I wanna be a weatherman when i grow up, it's the only job where you can be dead wrong all the time and still keep your job."
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Feb 4, 2007 22:59:44 GMT -5
Post by Greenepony on Feb 4, 2007 22:59:44 GMT -5
Conversations Between a Flute and a Baseball Player... B: My dad tried to get me to join football F: You?! B: What you think I'm too small? F: No... You're too nice
BL What these black things? F: I dunno, vegetables I think B (to Flute's mother): What are these things? F: I think they're mushrooms. F's M: Well i's an oriental mix so who knows F: Well I doubt it's cat... B: What about dog?
Between an Actor and Flute
A: Ooh, pretty Madrigals outfits! F: I look like a Gothic tomato
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Feb 4, 2007 23:08:55 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Feb 4, 2007 23:08:55 GMT -5
Friend: shirt up, pants down ... oh crudmuffins. I meant pants up, shirt down.
(the following happened while my friends and I were incapacitated by sugar) Friend 1: Hey guys, I came to the party. Me: What you're a pot head? Friend 2: DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT? Friend 3: *cracks up*
(This happened in Bio my freshman year when we were studying flowers.) Friend: AHHHH!!! I lost my ovaries!
(Lunch, this year.) Friend 1: So you know how people threaten to kick guys in the nuts? Well where would one kick girls? In their overies? Friend 2: I think people'd get offended if you aked that. Friend 1: Oh, you really think so? Kelly, would you be offended if I said I'd kick you in the overies? Me: nah. If you did so, it'd be because I probably deserved it. Friend 1: See! Friend 2: Well, Kelly isn't normal... so she probably wouldn't care any way. Me: Hey, I resent that. Just because I'm different.... *pretends to kick friend 2 in the overies*
(Guard Free day) Me: So, I was thinking.. Friend 1: That's never a good thing Me: *glares* ...We should take a trip to Burning Man after we graduate. Friend 2: Isn't that a festering pit of sex, alcohol and Estacy? Me: Well... possibly. Friend 3: We'd need a camp theme. Friend 1: Mythology. I need a new set of wings anyways. My uncle can get us in free with his 'bacon flavored vodka'. Me: Thats settled then. Friend 2: We should call ourselves the Flaming Messengers! Friend 4: What about the Flaming Icecubes A series of 'flaming' names ensued. I won't bother to repeat the rest of the conversation. It turned weird after that. *conversation turns into uncontrollable laughter* Guard 5: *comes in* Kelly... did you forget to smoke your crack at home? (people always make jokes about me and drugs. They are always untrue)
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Feb 6, 2007 16:52:22 GMT -5
Post by moe on Feb 6, 2007 16:52:22 GMT -5
Me: Who led the battle of New Orleans? Friend: *thinks* which side? Me: *looks at paper* U.S. Friend: *ununciating* Oliver...Hazard...Perry! Me: *ununciating* Different battle! is that a reference to North and South? i <3 that show soooooooo much!!!!
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Feb 6, 2007 17:34:08 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 6, 2007 17:34:08 GMT -5
Me: Who led the battle of New Orleans? Friend: *thinks* which side? Me: *looks at paper* U.S. Friend: *ununciating* Oliver...Hazard...Perry! Me: *ununciating* Different battle! is that a reference to North and South? i <3 that show soooooooo much!!!! Nah, we were just kind of hyper and trying to study...lol THis quote isn't FUNNY but it's kind of enlightening...: Friend: there is no "I" in team but there is one in life
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Feb 7, 2007 23:12:51 GMT -5
Post by sombresagacity on Feb 7, 2007 23:12:51 GMT -5
Hehe, my friends and I have too much fun all the time.
My Biology101 class went into the cadaver lab during class one day. The cadaver's name is Harold. Lecture Prof: Now we're going to look at his organs. This is his brain. Friend D: That's a brain!? So it really looks like that!? *Later in Lab, while taking a test* Lab Prof: Okay, you can use your pencils and your brains. No notes, no calculators. Me: What about our friends' brains? Lab Prof: No, you can't use your friends' brains. Me: What about Harold's? Lab Prof: I don't think it will help. *Whole class laughs*
While discussing Emily thingyinson in my Literature210 class. Prof: The thing that most people overlook, that I think we need to remeber most about this poem is the strong, sexual undertones that you have to look for. It has a good theme and all, but people often overlook thingyinson's sexuality. Okay, onto the next poem- "I love a look of agony" Me: Wait a minute... I love a look of agony. Right after the sexual poem? Does this mean that thingyinson was a SadoMasochist? Prof: Probably. But that's not the point of this poem, the point is that happiness can be faked, but looks of agony are true. Other (female) Student: So she faked it? Typical woman. Prof: THIS POEM IS NOT ABOUT SEX! (female)Student 3: And not all women fake! Prof: This conversation has become inappropriate.
Me: Leah, can I have a hug? Friend L: No, I'm discriminating against you. Me: You just hurt me. That's a hate crime. Friend: Awww I'm sorry! *hugs me*
*EDIT* It censored Emily D-i-c-k-i-n-s-o-n's name. I swear I didn't type "thingyson" lol
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