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May 8, 2007 16:35:03 GMT -5
Post by trumpetislife on May 8, 2007 16:35:03 GMT -5
During geometry class my friend was answering a question
Teacher: your correct and how did you get that? Friend: WELL. i used our good friend pythag. Teacher: okay well lets be repectful to mr. pythag. Friend: okay srry.... mr. pythag. Teacher: no i mean say the whole thing... pythagorean theorem... it doesnt matter to me if you call it mr. or not
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May 9, 2007 17:57:38 GMT -5
Post by flouba on May 9, 2007 17:57:38 GMT -5
In math there have been "mysterious" comics showing up called Parabola Man.
Student: Ok it's me I've been drawing Parabolaman teacher: I don't think it's you
another student: Is it an autobiography? Are you really Parabolaman [Teacher]?
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May 9, 2007 21:33:05 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on May 9, 2007 21:33:05 GMT -5
In Pre-Calc:
Tyler: Hey Kelly, come over here and help me out with my review. Me: Ok. *sits next to him* *we work on the review* *pencil hits the back of my head* Amanda: Opps. Sorry. Me: *picks it up and glares* You're asking for it. Amanda: It you mess with my backpack I'm ripping your head off. Me: Oh good. *turns back to Tyler* So... Amanda: If you're plotting something... Tyler: Get over yourself, it's not all about you.
Today in Chemistry: Me: I found the perfect prank. We bake Amanda a cupcake and get this class to sing her happy birthday. Tyler: It's perfect. Amanda: You're plotting something aren't you. Well don't.
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May 10, 2007 15:18:52 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on May 10, 2007 15:18:52 GMT -5
Ok, so in my spanish class we're supposed to use the word "che" as a substitute of "oh my gawd" and the like.
Student: Oh my gawd Teacher: Oh my WHAT? Student: CHE! CHE! OH MY CHE!
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May 11, 2007 15:55:13 GMT -5
Post by friskylurker on May 11, 2007 15:55:13 GMT -5
Latin class is absolutely the best. We were doing "pre-Latin II" stuff today sort of as an introduction to next year's curriculum, so we worked more on conjugating verbs. The kid who sits in front of me is awesome. Teacher: Okay, check with someone around you to make sure you conjugated your verb right! Me: *to kid* Does this look right? Kid: Yeah, it looks fine. Check mine. Me: *checks and goes down the list* Me: *sees verb clamabamus ("we were shouting")* CLAMABAMUS!?!? Kid: That's the best word ever. Me: It sounds like a really weird name. Or maybe an STD. *girly voice* "Ohmigod, guys, did you hear Stacey has clamabamus?" Kid: Yeah, you might want to get that checked out... you might be clamabamus-positive... *later* Kid: *asks teacher to go to the bathroom* Me: Make sure you check for signs of CLAMABAMUS!!!! hahaha theres so many crazy sounding words in latin.. especially when you start adding all the endings and stuff we have to say "promittimus" in our latin honor society inductions, and i keep adding issi- in there, "promittissimus" and it sounds so funny. i didnt realize i was doing it until my friend pointed it out
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May 11, 2007 16:08:55 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on May 11, 2007 16:08:55 GMT -5
^ The next day, he came in and just randomly turned around, all seriously, and goes, "Guess what? I went to the doctor yesterday, and my clamabamus test came back negative." We had to make a pledge for Junior Classical League, and the kids who wrote it put something in there about "I pledge allegiance to Rome, the most totally cool empire ever," or something like that.
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May 11, 2007 22:34:20 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on May 11, 2007 22:34:20 GMT -5
In German class:
*yearbook falls on my toe* Me: OWWWW!! *clutches toe* David: Kelly, are you ok? Me: No, it hurts!! David: Awww... *hugs* Would it make you feel better if I made out with you? Me: Probably...
Much to my disapointment, my german teacher intervened at that point.
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May 13, 2007 20:37:26 GMT -5
Post by mthsbandrocks on May 13, 2007 20:37:26 GMT -5
Walking down the hallway Friend 1: Let's shun [friend 2] Me: OK! *walk a little ways and pass friend 2* Me: Hey [friend 2]!
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May 14, 2007 15:56:42 GMT -5
Post by flouba on May 14, 2007 15:56:42 GMT -5
During English (teacher is out of room) Student: *hides cd player in back of room by me) teacher: *comes in and starts yelling about where it is) another student: *to me in a mixture of talking and signs* hey [me] go get it me: *still in mix*: go get the cd player? AS: yeah me: *gets it* another another student: Bad [me] Why'd you do it student who hid it: Boo this girl some of class: BOOOOO me: *rolling eyes and thinking 'you guys are idiots...'*
(on the phone with a Ranger last night) me: If we can time travel we have to go back to Nov 8, 1923 Ranger: yes and we'll bring Vic and the rangers with us and sneak on the rocket with Ed. me: Alphonse would be like "what are you doing?" Ranger: and we'd be like... we're ninjaing you can't see us. And then we'd shrink down to chibi and go on the rocket with Ed in the luggage area. We'd all cram in and be surrounding Vic. me: Now I'm getting images of chibis in a crammed space from this. Including Ed and Al.
for those who doesn't know: Rangers: Risembool Rangers Vic: Vic Mignogna English voice of Ed leader of the Rangers for we are his fanclub Any other refrence: Fullmetal Alchemist
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May 15, 2007 17:48:57 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on May 15, 2007 17:48:57 GMT -5
Trig teacher: *writes complex calculus limit problem on the board* Okay guys, how do you solve this? Tuba player: *with a completely straight face* Panic.
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May 16, 2007 16:30:04 GMT -5
Post by flouba on May 16, 2007 16:30:04 GMT -5
hmmm... I think I can picture my section leader doing that
*hears announcement about tornado warning* Soprano: (Vice Pricipal) sounds like it doesn't affect us at all (and I live in a state where we rarely get tornado warnings)
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May 16, 2007 18:51:47 GMT -5
Post by trumpetislife on May 16, 2007 18:51:47 GMT -5
hmmm... I think I can picture my section leader doing that *hears announcement about tornado warning* Soprano: (Vice Pricipal) sounds like it doesn't affect us at all (and I live in a state where we rarely get tornado warnings) we had a announcement at the end of the day about a tornado warning and canceling all after school activites!
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May 17, 2007 17:24:30 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on May 17, 2007 17:24:30 GMT -5
We once had a tornado warning during the time when all the marching band people were showing up for the homecomming bonfire. We ended up being stuck in the band room (because it has no windows) for like 45 minutes.
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May 17, 2007 19:37:20 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on May 17, 2007 19:37:20 GMT -5
Oh, here's one from earlier this week! We have to re-do the JFK Assassination Trial for AP U.S. History.
AP teacher: *explaining the timeline of the assassination* It seems like most people remember where they were on November 22nd, 1963. I remember where I was... in the womb. It was dark... and warm... ahh...
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May 18, 2007 17:30:19 GMT -5
Post by lightningflute2010 on May 18, 2007 17:30:19 GMT -5
Me: Sarah! My stomach hurts. Sarah: Really? Are you pregnant? Me: No. Sarah: ARE YOU POSITIVE? Me: Eh, I'm positive that I'm not.
later in band... Sarah: What if the father is Sharief? That would make Jacob a grandfather! Me: Shut up, Blink. Sarah: If it's a boy, name it SHARIEF JR.! Wicket: Name it Harrison Ford! Me: I AM NOT PREGNANT!
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