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Mar 16, 2009 15:38:32 GMT -5
Post by Greenepony on Mar 16, 2009 15:38:32 GMT -5
Sitting in on a Class "The Dip is a Disease! Don't do a dip!"
At Lessons... Westie Lead: *throws me out into an extreme swing out* *Music pauses/we freeze* Westie: They can't play a song with musicality in a beginner's class! Me: Sure they can! *whipped double arch spin* Me: Most just don't know what that means!
Notes: - Westie= West Coast Swing, it's a style (he was one of my best partners this weekend) - Musicality= in swing it means matching movements to the music so a rest equals a freeze or similar
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Mar 18, 2009 18:16:34 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Mar 18, 2009 18:16:34 GMT -5
So my school got hit with the flu a few weeks back, and we had about six people missing...
Teacher: "Where is [male student]?" Me: "He's sick. Something he caught from [other male student, the first ones best friend]." Teacher: -shakes head and says, jokingly:- "It's all that gay stuff going around..." Class: -laughter- Other student: "Awww, they would make the cutest couple!" Teacher: "Nah, I can think of better ones."
XD
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Mar 19, 2009 16:57:26 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 19, 2009 16:57:26 GMT -5
My (pregnant) psychology teacher turned on some Jimmy Buffett music yesterday during class. Teacher: My baby just moved inside me. It must like Jimmy Buffett. That's a good thing. It'll listen to it a lot today.
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Mar 20, 2009 12:03:19 GMT -5
Post by altoclarinets on Mar 20, 2009 12:03:19 GMT -5
During science class: Bassoon: (Rather rotund male Bd) is pregnant!!! Me: Everyone knows that, you don't have to whisper. Her: Really? Me: Yeah, of course so. Her: Well yah the baby's due in October, so you can imagine how stressed he'll be with it being contest and all... Me: Wait, are you serious? Her: Yeah. Me: I thought you were joking!!! Omg BD's wife is gonna have a baby!!! So yeah.
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Mar 20, 2009 17:26:07 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 20, 2009 17:26:07 GMT -5
In English today my teacher had us get into groups and discuss a poem. A girl volunteered to read it out loud in my group. While she was reading, the person next to her was singing songs from "The Sound of Music" directly in her ear in a kinda strange voice, making her laugh and not be able to read.
Teacher: *gives singer a strange look* [Singer]! What are you on??? Singer: *is offended*
It was really hilarious. You had to be there.
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Mar 20, 2009 19:30:24 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Mar 20, 2009 19:30:24 GMT -5
So we were innocently discussing STD's with our band director and a brass instructor the other day... Student: "The A&P teacher said that they call chlamydia the clap because they literally used to clap to break up the infection. I think that would be a great way to punish someone for the unprotected sex they had...it would be like, 'Whoops, looks like you're allergic to penicillin. We'll just clap it right outta ya!' " Instructor: "Whoops! Did I accidentally wear my spiky gloves today?" We eventually decided it would be best to use a slapstick. Uhhh... chlamydia is not "the clap" that would be Gonorrhea. btw. Aww, now I feel silly. But really, I'm gonna take it as a good thing that I don't know which STD is which. (But maybe I'll get STD Man to teach me the lingo, just for future reference?)
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Mar 21, 2009 16:08:32 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2009 16:08:32 GMT -5
At Knowledge Bowl... Gay kid (no, he really was gay): It's okay, (other team), it's a hairflip. It's whatever.
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Mar 21, 2009 17:16:38 GMT -5
Post by Greenepony on Mar 21, 2009 17:16:38 GMT -5
Dr. Chonko, business school professor, on things he's learned teaching college: "Be kind to your A students, because they'll be the ones teaching alongside you someday. Be kinder to your C students, because they'll be the ones after whom the building I'm teaching in will be named."
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Mar 21, 2009 17:21:56 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 21, 2009 17:21:56 GMT -5
We were at MTSU warming up in their choir room for Concert Festival.
BD: *Finds a piece of paper on the ground* Hey look! Somebody got an A on their test! And the teacher wrote 'Super!' on it! ... Welcome to college! ....
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Mar 21, 2009 23:37:13 GMT -5
Post by stickshifty on Mar 21, 2009 23:37:13 GMT -5
^ Well... it *is* MTSU...
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Mar 22, 2009 23:39:57 GMT -5
Post by Greenepony on Mar 22, 2009 23:39:57 GMT -5
Guy I graduated with about a jerk in our high school who is floundering in college: "Big fish in small pond meets ocean...some adjust, some get eaten....we're swimming and he's somewhere inside a shark"
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Mar 25, 2009 20:48:35 GMT -5
Post by altoclarinets on Mar 25, 2009 20:48:35 GMT -5
Talking about the molarity of a "solution" of stuffed moles... Crazy Friend: Which end of the mole is in which liter? Crazy Chem Teacher: I don't know... I guess one end is mole heads and the other is, IDK, molasses... *I get it and nearly pee myself* Crazy friend: *gets it* Crazy class: *gets it* Crazy teacher: Yes, welcome to chemistry. Just checking to be sure you're awake.
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Mar 30, 2009 14:59:24 GMT -5
Post by clarinetlover on Mar 30, 2009 14:59:24 GMT -5
We were doing our homework before rehearsal for the musical, maybe only theatre kids would think is funny: Boy: What's an oxymoron again? Girl: Like, the opposite thing. You know, jumbo shrimp, bitter sweet, icy hot... RENT: The School Edition.
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Mar 30, 2009 16:17:25 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Mar 30, 2009 16:17:25 GMT -5
Talking about the molarity of a "solution" of stuffed moles... Crazy Friend: Which end of the mole is in which liter? Crazy Chem Teacher: I don't know... I guess one end is mole heads and the other is, IDK, molasses... *I get it and nearly pee myself* Crazy friend: *gets it* Crazy class: *gets it* Crazy teacher: Yes, welcome to chemistry. Just checking to be sure you're awake. omg... instant win. though, you've got to wonder how much time they spend thinking these up.
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Mar 30, 2009 17:04:23 GMT -5
Post by Marine. on Mar 30, 2009 17:04:23 GMT -5
yesterday at work:
Samantha: "So what kind of weather are we supposed to be getting?" Me: "Uhhhh, severe rain?" Sam: "Haha, severe rain?!" Me: "No, blue cows are going to fall from the sky, thats the severe weather"
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