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Feb 18, 2009 20:37:44 GMT -5
Post by heepwah2you04 on Feb 18, 2009 20:37:44 GMT -5
[Graduated french horn mellophone posted this on my friends facebook status about wanting to design the drill for next year] dont do anything with straight lines. Band kids are never good at things that are straight. Like lines, or sexual orientations, or.....
I about died.rofl.
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Feb 19, 2009 20:28:08 GMT -5
Post by altoclarinets on Feb 19, 2009 20:28:08 GMT -5
Don't you mean Anakin not Luke? My friends are opsessed. Woops sorry. Guess I overthought. Clarinet lover, you made a liar out of your first post...
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Feb 20, 2009 14:04:19 GMT -5
Post by altoclarinets on Feb 20, 2009 14:04:19 GMT -5
You said you weren't going to talk about all the innuendo in crew, and then you did.
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Feb 20, 2009 15:25:50 GMT -5
Post by clarinetlover on Feb 20, 2009 15:25:50 GMT -5
You said you weren't going to talk about all the innuendo in crew, and then you did. Haha, forgot I wrote that. You're right. That one was a bit hard to resist posting.
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Feb 23, 2009 16:54:05 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Feb 23, 2009 16:54:05 GMT -5
In English class today, my teacher was in a strangely good mood and giving everyone cookies for no reason, which he NEVER does.
Teacher: *Comes to the cluster of desks me and my friends sit at* Would anyone like a Thin Mint? Us: Uh, sure. *take some* Teacher: *walks away to different desks* Me: (to friend 1) What was that all about? Friend 1: I have no idea... I'm kinda scared... Friend 2: (after we'd eaten the cookies) Oh no! Maybe they're poisoned!
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Feb 23, 2009 18:50:17 GMT -5
Post by $@M1K1N$! on Feb 23, 2009 18:50:17 GMT -5
During history we were watching a movie on Cheif Joseph...
Cheif J. in movie: "I will fight no more forever..." *lifts blanket around shoulders like wings*
teacher: "AND THEN CHEIF JOSEPH FLIES AWAY!"
class: "SMITHY!!!"
me: "that was supposed to be a touching moment..."
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The symbol of Chief Illiniwek embodies spirt, pride, and loyalty to this great university
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Mar 1, 2009 12:35:08 GMT -5
Post by tromboneking87 on Mar 1, 2009 12:35:08 GMT -5
Our ed professor was talking about how he introduces this crazy teaching technique and very few of his students think it will work... JM: They walk into my class skeptical, and they walk out knowing that I am right. I'm batting a thousand, baby. And when we were discussing how to have a comprehensive learning experience using Holst's suite in F (second movement), he made the point that you could connect with any modern ballad. JM: You know, if there's any really popular ballad going around written by...Jay-Z...
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Mar 3, 2009 18:02:15 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 3, 2009 18:02:15 GMT -5
In Calculus, talking about the AP Exam that will be in May.
Kid: I'm so scared for that exam. I'm going to do so bad at it... Hey, [teacher], do you want to take it for me? Teacher: Actually, yes, I'd like to, but I think it's illegal. Kid: Aw, come on.... I'll just bring a walkie-talkie or something!
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Mar 8, 2009 18:02:29 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2009 18:02:29 GMT -5
^NOice
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Mar 10, 2009 19:52:18 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 10, 2009 19:52:18 GMT -5
In Calculus today my teacher had some problems on the projector connected to his computer. He randomly decided to go to Google Earth and look at the aerial view of our school.
Kid: *looks at projector screen* WHOA! Is this live??? Whole class: *Laughs at him* Teacher: (sarcastically) Yeah! *goes to window and looks at sky, waving* Kid: *embarassed*
It was great. You kinda had to be there.
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Mar 11, 2009 22:29:44 GMT -5
Post by piccolo + ADD = fun on Mar 11, 2009 22:29:44 GMT -5
Intercom in band room: Will -garbled name- please come down to guidance? Me: -talking to freshmen- Did she just say Chucky Nuts? Freshman 1; -dying of laughter- Dude... that would suck to have that name.
Me: I had a photo session Dad: oh photo? I thought you said Frodo. Me: Yes dad, because I'm running off with a hobbit. He's given me a replica of The One Ring as an engagement ring and we're eloping in the shire. It says one ring to rule them all and in darkness bind thing. Apparently he's into kin- Dad: Ok, ok...
German Teacher: So about how it's insanely hot in here and you guys won't concentrate anyways. Did anyone hear about that woman got her face literally ripped off by a chimpanzee?
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Mar 13, 2009 15:35:34 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Mar 13, 2009 15:35:34 GMT -5
So we were innocently discussing STD's with our band director and a brass instructor the other day... Student: "The A&P teacher said that they call chlamydia gonorrhea 'the clap' because they literally used to clap to break up the infection. I think that would be a great way to punish someone for the unprotected sex they had...it would be like, 'Whoops, looks like you're allergic to penicillin. We'll just clap it right outta ya!' " Instructor: "Whoops! Did I accidentally wear my spiky gloves today?"
We eventually decided it would be best to use a slapstick.
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saraah
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Mar 14, 2009 4:56:06 GMT -5
Post by saraah on Mar 14, 2009 4:56:06 GMT -5
(all these happened in my chemistry class) Friend 1: me and Bryan are going to do it (referring to the science fair but she doesn't specify) Teacher: That sounds like personal thing to me.
(class conversation about stripper names) Friend 1: What would mine be? Teacher: I would call you sparkle, or pinky Friend 1: What about you? Teacher: Chocolate thunder
(btw i came up with melody being mine)
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Mar 15, 2009 11:02:02 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Mar 15, 2009 11:02:02 GMT -5
So we were innocently discussing STD's with our band director and a brass instructor the other day... Student: "The A&P teacher said that they call chlamydia the clap because they literally used to clap to break up the infection. I think that would be a great way to punish someone for the unprotected sex they had...it would be like, 'Whoops, looks like you're allergic to penicillin. We'll just clap it right outta ya!' " Instructor: "Whoops! Did I accidentally wear my spiky gloves today?" We eventually decided it would be best to use a slapstick. Uhhh... chlamydia is not "the clap" that would be Gonorrhea. btw.
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Mar 15, 2009 15:43:42 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2009 15:43:42 GMT -5
^This is true
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