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Feb 7, 2007 23:29:31 GMT -5
Post by hchswiregrasshorn on Feb 7, 2007 23:29:31 GMT -5
I thought of this one last night.
"A crush is a curse disquized (Sp?) by replacing one letter and rearranging 3 of the other four in order to send young people into a false sense of security."
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Feb 8, 2007 19:51:06 GMT -5
Post by bariclaribob on Feb 8, 2007 19:51:06 GMT -5
guy 1: I don't speak English! guy 2: You are right now! guy 1: I only know how to say I don't speak English in English!
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flouba
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Lazyness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running...Except you Ed. Don't get hit.
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Feb 9, 2007 15:17:45 GMT -5
Post by flouba on Feb 9, 2007 15:17:45 GMT -5
This is one from my chorus class
"We snort to get high"
The chorus teacher also told us "If this leaves the room I will deny it" or something like that.
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Feb 10, 2007 13:58:05 GMT -5
Post by bandislife on Feb 10, 2007 13:58:05 GMT -5
friend: Do you believe in global warming? me: Is global warming like Santa? friend: Yes, they both wear red hats and are plotting the end of the world.
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Feb 11, 2007 14:54:29 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 11, 2007 14:54:29 GMT -5
At the girl's attempted all-nighter after the V-day dance:
Friend: You can't not like nobody! (she didn't realize her bad grammar until after she said it. This would probably be a good time to mention that when this was said we had pretty much finished off two bags of pixi sticks)
Friend: The dirtiest thing she's ever done is not wash her hands (gee. thanks guys.)
Friend 2: ...and when you do head bangs and stuff they [ridges in your head] hit your brain (it was something like that at least) Me: Well, that explains [insert name here] (he's a friend who does a lot of head bangs. And he was REALLY...special...at the dance...)
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Feb 13, 2007 23:29:14 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 13, 2007 23:29:14 GMT -5
(talking on IM) Friend: I died Me: What? Friend: By a gunshot Me: ?? Friend: That's just plain cheap Me: Wait what? Friend: Plus who give me a gun? Me: Ok, you lost me Friend: Oh, sorry..... I am playing oregon trail (I edited it a little...like...took out other stuff typed that didn't go w/ the story and stuff)
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Feb 14, 2007 18:46:51 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Feb 14, 2007 18:46:51 GMT -5
I'm not sure who said this, and I heard someone quoting someone, but anyway.
Some people are like slinkies. They just sit there, and they're not really good for anything. But they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs!
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Feb 14, 2007 18:51:27 GMT -5
Post by bariclaribob on Feb 14, 2007 18:51:27 GMT -5
Upon learning about the reason (as Greeks believed it) that evil is in the world....
(boy): So, the reason the world is evil is because women are? Because stupid Pandora opened the box? (me, quietly to the girls who sit by me): Did anyone realize that the god who owned the box was named Afterthought? (boy, as an afterthought): Is that why it's called Pandora's box? *all the girls laugh*
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Feb 14, 2007 19:18:39 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Feb 14, 2007 19:18:39 GMT -5
I'm a very compliant student; I do what the teacher asks. But this week we started learning about logarithmic expressions in Trig/PreCalc, and I just had to ask what their importance was.
Me: *raises hand* Yeah, I know exponential expressions can be applied to models and graphs and stuff, but how in the world does any of this help me in life? Teacher: Well, you can also do models with logarithims, but they can be used to do helpful things if you are an engineer or mathmetician. Kid 1: I want to be a nuclear scientist, for real. Teacher: Then this might help you. Kid 2: But what if I want to be a preacher? Teacher: ... Kid 2: Yeah, I want to be a preacher. "God is like a logarithim..."
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Feb 14, 2007 19:42:03 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Feb 14, 2007 19:42:03 GMT -5
Don't be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark; Proffesionals built the titanic.
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Feb 14, 2007 19:47:46 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Feb 14, 2007 19:47:46 GMT -5
Looking through the mb catalogue: Me: Oooh! Fire! That's what we need! Friend: Yeah, you'll have the band moms with water and the band dads right behind them with fire extinguishers. I don't think you should give our band fire. Me: But it would be so fun!
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Feb 17, 2007 22:38:27 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 17, 2007 22:38:27 GMT -5
Me: (referring to myself in second person) You are sick. You are tired. You like confusing people. Friend: You need to shut up.
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Feb 18, 2007 15:32:38 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Feb 18, 2007 15:32:38 GMT -5
My sister after watcing Shamu when she was 3. She sat in the front row and got sprayed with water.
"I'm sick. I'm sea-sick!"
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Feb 22, 2007 15:58:50 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 22, 2007 15:58:50 GMT -5
Today in Global History we were doing like a simulation thing, and the kid who was playing the King had a burger king crown that he was wearing upside down so he looked like a Spartan warrior.
Girl: I can't take him seriously when he has his hat like that! He looks like a platapus! "King": Cool! I can be King of the Platapuses!!
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Feb 23, 2007 16:02:53 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Feb 23, 2007 16:02:53 GMT -5
Today in Global History again during our simulation (we were giving "proposals" to the "king" on new ideas for government)
Us: *new idea* "King": I exercise my constitutinal right to veto that proposal Girl: *comment about his crown being upside down* Teacher: All those in favor of him fixing his crown, raise your hand Us: *all raise hand* "King": I exercise my constitutional right to veto that proposal
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