flouba
Band Nerd
Lazyness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running...Except you Ed. Don't get hit.
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Mar 2, 2007 16:56:43 GMT -5
Post by flouba on Mar 2, 2007 16:56:43 GMT -5
From chorus:
chorus teacher: you need to hold out the word "word" until they stop holding out the word "word" Understand? random chorus members: Word
Something to that affect
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Apr 2, 2007 10:37:37 GMT -5
Post by spacermase on Apr 2, 2007 10:37:37 GMT -5
During Physics class this morning.
My physics prof: I once had the opportunity to go through some of Einstein's letters to his girlfriend (and later wife) while I was working at the Institute of Advanced Study. They were pretty interesting stuff. "Dearest Mileva, let's go to the park and have a picnic!" "Dear Mileva, I have some ideas about the electrodynamics of moving bodies"*....sounds pretty kinky to me.
*This is the basis of Special Relativity, for the curious.
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Apr 2, 2007 19:30:00 GMT -5
Post by friskylurker on Apr 2, 2007 19:30:00 GMT -5
so i'm working at a girl scout camp for spring break, and one of my fourth graders asked me this today as we were walking back to our "unit home" to eat the lunches we'd just picked up in the lodge.
her: "is balogna pork?" me: "i don't know, why?" her: "i can't eat pork." me: "oh. did you get balogna?" her: "no. i got turkey."
and i was thinking... why in teh world are you asking, if it doesnt matter becuase you got turkey?!?
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Apr 2, 2007 21:45:19 GMT -5
Post by oboehorn77 on Apr 2, 2007 21:45:19 GMT -5
^could be worth knowing for future referance?
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Apr 2, 2007 22:46:05 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Apr 2, 2007 22:46:05 GMT -5
Today my friend and I were hanging out, and she was attempting to hang upside down off of a soccer goal Me: If you fall, do you want me to call 911? Her: Nah
Her: Crap... Me: That's not something you should hear when you're hanging from a pole...
Later, she was testing to see if a small bridge above a small creek was sturdy enough to hold her...and there was a duck really close to the bridge
Her: *to the duck* I WILL EAT YOU FOR DINNER! (she was afraid he would attack her)
Her: It's wobbling...that's probably not good Me: Probably not...
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Apr 3, 2007 15:25:49 GMT -5
Post by Lprdgecko on Apr 3, 2007 15:25:49 GMT -5
In English class we're doing these problem/solution speecehs, and my teacher was giving us an example. She said, "For example, if your problem was feeding a starving country, a solution would be to do something my school did when I went there. We raised money to send livestock to starving countries." Then somebody asked, "What did you send? A cow?" and the teacher said, "We ended up sending a llama." Somebody said, "A llama?! How is a llama edible?" And we got into this argument about whether or not a llama was edible. Eventually the teacher was like, "It was for WOOL!" And a student asks (This is the same student by the way... for the most part), "But, if it's a starving country, why do they need wool? Oh! I know a solution! We could send them some Cheetos or something!" The teacher was getting pretty exasperated with him and was like, "That's not a reasonable solution. Besides, it should be something of more nutritional value." Then the student says, "How about applesauce?" Lol, you kinda had to be there.
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Apr 4, 2007 15:37:13 GMT -5
Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Apr 4, 2007 15:37:13 GMT -5
Tuba player: Yeah, a lot of them were better than me, but my tuba was the biggest...all of them had small tubas. Mello player: So.......Does that mean that size does matter?
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Apr 4, 2007 16:55:57 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Apr 4, 2007 16:55:57 GMT -5
At a speech meet
Me: Fedora! Fedora! Friend: do you want a fedora? Me: yes! I'll walk into my room and say, "fedora!" Friend: are you obsessed with fedoras? Me: Fedora!
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Apr 4, 2007 18:06:45 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 4, 2007 18:06:45 GMT -5
Me: I hate peperoni rolls. Friend: Say that again and I'll shoot you in the knee caps. Me: I uhh... love peperoni rolls more than anything on the planet. Friend: That's better. Lets go get some. *later* Other friend: You got the peperoni rolls? Me: Yeah, they're the best ever! Other friend: Did Molly threaten to shoot you in the knee caps again?
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Apr 5, 2007 16:01:35 GMT -5
Post by stickshifty on Apr 5, 2007 16:01:35 GMT -5
This crazy Asian child in band: "I like catfish. They have whiskers."
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Apr 10, 2007 15:38:42 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Apr 10, 2007 15:38:42 GMT -5
I just had to revive this... *guys are all crowded around/half hidden behind the large bookshelf in the corner* *AP US teacher walks in* AP teacher: Gentlemen, I'd prefer if you'd come out from behind there, I'm... not quite sure what you're all doing. *class snickers, guys all laugh* Civics teacher, also a former Marine, standing nearby: Hey, that's why they have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy... XD
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Apr 10, 2007 18:16:26 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 10, 2007 18:16:26 GMT -5
^LOL!
*today after school*
Me: May marching season be this warm, and not any warmer! Guard girl: Better knock on wood *knocks on bush* Guard girl 2: Hey! That doesn't qualify as wood! Guard girl 3: You can make paper out of bushes, right? Me: Yeah, but you can also make paper out of recycled jeans. Guard girl 3: But we don't go around saying 'knock on jeans' Me: that just sounds awful, and wrong. Guard girl 3: Knock on jeans, yeah. Kinda like 'knocking boots', only not. Guard girl 1: You do know what 'knocking boots' is right? Guard girl 3: Well it doesn't work if you're wearing jeans! You just can't do it.
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Apr 13, 2007 15:39:26 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Apr 13, 2007 15:39:26 GMT -5
Science class:
Teacher: *giving answers from homework* Andramadae (or something like that) Student: And how would you go about spelling that?
Teacher: What are you on...besides my counter? Student2: Hey...my mom asked me that when I was doing my homework!
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Apr 13, 2007 15:50:53 GMT -5
Post by lightningflute2010 on Apr 13, 2007 15:50:53 GMT -5
Biology class. Teacher: Atoms need to have the same number of protons as electrons so they can get happy!
Teacher: Today we're learning about plant reproduction. Random kid: PLANTS HAVE SEX?!?
at lunch Me: -not eating- Friend: Steph, you need to eat. People might think you're anorexic or something. Me: -gets up to get a muffin- A few minutes later Friend 2: Steph! You're eating lunch! Me: Yeah, us anorexic kids need to eat, y'know.
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Apr 13, 2007 17:26:41 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 13, 2007 17:26:41 GMT -5
Chem Class:
Friend: Kelly, If you persist in stealing my lab papers, I'm going to pour hydrochloric acid on you. Me: Uh huh. And then break glass over my head and most definitely dissolving the lab papers in my back pocket? Friend: *frown and pulls lab paper out of my pocket* Don't tempt me.
Lunch
Me: I love tatertots! Friend: If you continue to shout that I'm shooting you in the kneecaps. Me: I love curly fries? Friend: Much better
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