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Jun 6, 2007 13:58:25 GMT -5
Post by trumpetspride on Jun 6, 2007 13:58:25 GMT -5
Teacher: So, who's in marching band in here? *a few of us raise our hands* Student: I'm sort of in marching band... Student 2: yeah, she's dated all of them!
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Jun 6, 2007 20:33:41 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Jun 6, 2007 20:33:41 GMT -5
Catherine: I love my new shorts they are sooo comfy. Me: *looks at shorts* Hey, there's this ugly burnt orange splotch on it. you really gotta clean your shorts better. *guard looks at me and realises that i'm talking about the longhorn on the shorts and everyone bursts out laughing*
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Jun 7, 2007 14:46:41 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Jun 7, 2007 14:46:41 GMT -5
Our class is so hopeless for the Physics final...
Teacher: *explaining various categories of answers, since it is a 60 question test in 40 minutes* And then there's the type of answers that I mark with an 's.' Someone: What does the 's' stand for? Teacher: The 's' stands for what I like to call "S.W.A.G." That means "Scientific Wild-Arse Guess."
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Jun 7, 2007 17:43:18 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 7, 2007 17:43:18 GMT -5
hahahhahahahaha. that'll be a big section on my physics final next tuesday. yikes.
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Jun 7, 2007 17:47:41 GMT -5
Post by NinjaBaker on Jun 7, 2007 17:47:41 GMT -5
^omg.
Me: Hannah, your butt is too high. Lower it. Hannah: *lowers butt of rifle* *weaponline cracks up* Jennifer: I'm so glad we're so mature. *guard resets* Me: Hannah, your butt is still wrong.
*after we get a phrase right* Me: Yeah! Butt kiss! *taps everyone's rifle butt with my rifle*
Me: *runs up to Jennifer and strikes a superhero pose* Jennifer: *elbows me in the chest* Me: Oh no you didn't. *tackles* ...well you can probably guess what happened after that. We basically wrestled and she ended up on my back, pretty much wrapped around me, choking me. Me: Ack! *drops* Jennifer: *pulls down my shorts while trying to trip me* Me: ACk!!! *falls on Jennnifer* Katie: So we can't play tag, but you two can pretty much have a violent makeout session? Me: *glares* We sure as [censor] haven't kissed yet, but I could fix that.
Guard people are so mature...
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Jun 7, 2007 17:50:40 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 7, 2007 17:50:40 GMT -5
nice. we dont get to start weapons again until ferrum camp =/ and we start learning routine in august.
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Jun 18, 2007 20:41:18 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 18, 2007 20:41:18 GMT -5
Quote from Guitar Hero II:
A band is a dysfunctional family you choose!
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flouba
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Jun 19, 2007 17:57:17 GMT -5
Post by flouba on Jun 19, 2007 17:57:17 GMT -5
I like it!
ok so today we were reviewing in Algebra 2 and my friend copies #6 off me.
friend: What's the answer to 6? me: Orange friend: *writes Q. orange on his paper and circles it*
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Jun 19, 2007 21:05:25 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 19, 2007 21:05:25 GMT -5
hahaha niceeeeee
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Jun 21, 2007 20:53:39 GMT -5
Post by friskylurker on Jun 21, 2007 20:53:39 GMT -5
^ we had a question on our chem review that had no answer so we got to add a choice at the bottom that was the right answer
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Jun 21, 2007 21:43:39 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 21, 2007 21:43:39 GMT -5
haha cool
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flouba
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Jun 22, 2007 20:40:38 GMT -5
Post by flouba on Jun 22, 2007 20:40:38 GMT -5
On my music theory exam last year we were asked why lemon cleaner has lemons in it and lemon juice doesn't... the logic of teachers @_@ during US history scantron exam (meaning if a question is skipped it can throw off the whole test) me: *raises hand* Teacher: yes? me: There's no 34 teacher: Oh don't tell me I forgot a 34 *looks and sees I'm right* Ok on part one #34 is A LATER teacher: *comes by my desk* I didn't make any other mistakes did I? You're like my proofreader (sad part is it's true...every mistake he makes on a quiz or test I will notice it and everyone else gets a point for it He's made a few actually )
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Jun 22, 2007 22:26:00 GMT -5
Post by moe on Jun 22, 2007 22:26:00 GMT -5
i loveeeee it when that happens =] free points! i swear thats the way half of us passed latin 3 =] jk, i wasn't quite that bad at it lol
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Jun 23, 2007 11:07:56 GMT -5
Post by SaxGirl on Jun 23, 2007 11:07:56 GMT -5
(sad part is it's true...every mistake he makes on a quiz or test I will notice it and everyone else gets a point for it He's made a few actually ) That is exactly like my APUSH teacher from this year! He would screw up every Scantron test, or else he'd automatically give us curved bonus points if he forgot to add the back or something. My favorite test mistake, though, was when we started preparing for the AP Test by taking a Cliff Notes quiz every day. We took one on a day when our teacher's stapler broke. Teacher: My stapler won't work! Kid: Ooh, I can fix it! Teacher: *hands stapler* Have fun. It's not going to work. Kid: *fixes stapler in a matter of seconds* Teacher: Alright everyone, put a +5 at the top of your quiz. [kid] just fixed my stapler!
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Jun 28, 2007 12:57:17 GMT -5
Post by samthered on Jun 28, 2007 12:57:17 GMT -5
We were at a bookstore and we saw pirate rubber duckies
Me: Oooh! We should get one, Flute. Flute: We can name it Jack! Me: And release it in the Boston Harbor when we go there! Mom: Wow, you guys are so mature.
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