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Post by altoclarinets on May 14, 2008 20:10:10 GMT -5
Kind of like Stupid Question Stupid Answer- but you have to provide a convincing, scientific explanation. Here's mine: Why do the BD's spend every spare minute of their time trying to get me to play bass clari? The JH and HS directors both! It's like deja vuuuh all over again!
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Post by sousalover on May 14, 2008 20:22:18 GMT -5
becuase they know you are a strong player.
why wont he ever figure out that i'm the girl for him?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2008 20:25:02 GMT -5
Because you haven't expressed it to him in simple enough terms--guys are stupid.
Why am I going to have to wait all summer for her?
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Post by Scott Benson II on May 14, 2008 21:03:37 GMT -5
Because you haven't expressed it to her in simple enough terms - girls are stupid.
Why is it that drive-up ATMs have Braille on the keys?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2008 21:24:10 GMT -5
Wow. That is a helluva good point.
Because they are really walk-up ATMs that have been converted to the duty.
Why does the drive-up ATM in my town sound British (yes, there's only one)
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Post by altoclarinets on Feb 21, 2009 15:20:38 GMT -5
Because it was designed by Brits, for Brits, and your town has a large underground Brit population. Why is your town so small?
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Post by spacermase on Feb 21, 2009 19:31:14 GMT -5
Clearly, the large British population have, using some sort of chemical secretion or pheromone, inhibited the birth rate of Oscar's town, in much the same way that walnut trees inhibit the growth of plants around them (or, as we biology types like to call it, allelopathy)
Why is our men's basketball team so terrible this year?
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Post by altoclarinets on Feb 22, 2009 9:02:12 GMT -5
Because they are all from Oscar's town, and the birth rate inhibiting chemical also inhibits basketball skills. Why won't my mom get out of the shower?
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Post by altoclarinet123 on Apr 19, 2009 16:54:04 GMT -5
^^ Your bathroom has some weird time warp thing that makes time go slower there. Kind of like Stupid Question Stupid Answer- but you have to provide a convincing, scientific explanation. Here's mine: Why do the BD's spend every spare minute of their time trying to get me to play bass clari? The JH and HS directors both! It's like deja vuuuh all over again! Because you play alto clarinet. Alto clarinetists are awesome. It just happens to them, lol. ;D (for those who don't get it, my BD's do this, too) Umm... Why is the alto clarinet ignored?
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Post by altoclarinets on Apr 19, 2009 19:04:44 GMT -5
Because we are so awesome people are jealous. Why am I bored?
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Post by altoclarinet123 on Apr 20, 2009 16:55:53 GMT -5
Did you forget to bring your alto home? Why must I do homework? EDIT: I thought of a true mystery: Why does my alto clari have a hookup thingy for a marching lyre (or whatever it is called) .
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Post by altoclarinets on Apr 21, 2009 20:02:22 GMT -5
Because when it was made, people marched alto clarinet- I know, scary, right? Mine does too... or at least, utntil it was removed. Why did I almost forget a question?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 20:52:02 GMT -5
Because you were too busy being bored.
Why is my wingman so worthless?
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Post by NinjaBaker on Apr 21, 2009 21:24:46 GMT -5
Because he's too busy trying to pick up the girls himself. Why on earth did I chose to major in Chemistry?
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Post by altoclarinet123 on Apr 23, 2009 21:32:43 GMT -5
Because you inhaled some strange chemical that wants to rule the world through you.
Why must one person in my trio refuse to come to rehearsal?
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