The Life's Mysteries thread

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Because you are destined to be in a duet.

Also, NinjaBaker, the funny thing is he professes to be "done with girls", at least for the time being. Oh well, I just need him for one introduction anyways.

Speaking of, why can't it be Saturday so I can talk to her and get it over with?

[NinjaBaker]

Because I haven't been to chemistry and calculus yet.

Why don't men seem to appreciate girls who dress up and look nice for them?

[Greenepony]

There are some, they are just too few and far between to really make a difference.

Why does it cost so much to ship a box halfway across the county?

[altoclarinets]

Because gas prices aren't high anymore.
Where is my necklace that goes with the ring I finally found this morning (after nearly a month of looking!)