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Post by altoclarinets on Feb 28, 2009 15:52:43 GMT -5
Bach Tape: Little kid: Like a merry Christmas? Actor playing Bach: No, not like a merry Christmas, like a bunch of Bachs having a picnic on a hill and singing!
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Post by 84bdsop on Mar 1, 2009 3:54:24 GMT -5
"Play well....don't suck."
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Post by altoclarinets on Mar 1, 2009 16:32:12 GMT -5
Me: Hey, dm, do you wanna see my salute for auditions? DM: Sure, go ahead. Me: (does salute with heil hitler in the middle of it) Dm: Wow. Did you really just do that?
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Post by 84bdsop on Mar 2, 2009 18:44:39 GMT -5
Me: Hey, dm, do you wanna see my salute for auditions? DM: Sure, go ahead. Me: (does salute with heil hitler in the middle of it) Dm: Wow. Did you really just do that? Uhhh....yeah....doing the Nazi salute might not go over very well...best to drop it.
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Post by altoclarinets on Mar 2, 2009 18:53:47 GMT -5
That was not my real salute. My real one is a serious corps type salute. So, today at a DM workshop thingie... Friend: *acts weird* BD: *friend*, that's bizzare... Me: Good going! Usually im the first one to get that! *high fives* Later: Friend: *mimes sucking my soul out and smoking it* Me: BD!!! She just smoked my soul!! *mimes dying* Other person: Is that even legal?
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Post by 84bdsop on Mar 2, 2009 21:09:39 GMT -5
That was not my real salute. My real one is a serious corps type salute. So, today at a DM workshop thingie... Friend: *acts weird* BD: *friend*, that's bizzare... Me: Good going! Usually im the first one to get that! *high fives* Later: Friend: *mimes sucking my soul out and smoking it* Me: BD!!! She just smoked my soul!! *mimes dying* Other person: Is that even legal? Smoking the soul.....THAT is funny!! Re the Hitler salute....you have to be very VERY careful with any sort of Nazi reference...anywhere, anytime. We are stilltoo close to the unmitigated horrors of WWII to joke about it....examine it, yes....joke about it, no.
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Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 2, 2009 21:46:37 GMT -5
Helping my BD, Asst. BD, and a couple parents and a horn player put classrooms back together that we used this weekend for the competition we hosted. Everyone was exhausted.
Asst. BD (who was singing random songs all day): *Starts singing the Free Credit Report.com pirate song from the commercial (you know what I'm talking about)* You know, for my Guitar classes, I brought in the chord progressions for this song and now they're learning it.
Later... Asst BD: *singing a stupid song from a local commercial* That song has a major chord to a minor 1st (don't remember exactly what he said, but he was naming off all the chord progressions and how awful they were) Who writes that kind of stuff? Me: Only you would analyze the chord progressions on a commercial...
In one classroom we found a poster with all the Chinese year animals. Asst. BD: [me], what year were you born in? Me: 1990 Asst. BD: You were born in the year of the horse. It says you should marry a rabbit or a boar (I don't remember the animals).... Hey, BD, what year were you born again?? Me: *awkward...*
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Post by Lprdgecko on Mar 3, 2009 16:31:50 GMT -5
Sorry for the double-post.
Today in class. BD: *is talking about some sort of musical style in 6/8 and wants us to guess the name* I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with 'pocket'. Trumpet: Locket? Clarinet: Rocket? Tuba: Socket? Sax: Mr. Crocket? (who is one of our asst. principals, and is really sneaky and appears out of nowhere sometimes) Clarinet: No, Mr. Crocket's music would be like this *starts singing a tune that you would hear in a scary movie* BD: No, it's not any of those.... It's Hocket.
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Post by clarinetlover on Mar 4, 2009 15:36:29 GMT -5
Percussionist: Ugh, I'm so sick of dress shopping. I'm just gonna wear jeans and my drumline sweatshirt to prom... no wait, I'll wear my marching band uniform. Flute: What if you just whipped off your dress and there was your marching band uniform underneath?
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Post by stickshifty on Mar 4, 2009 18:44:03 GMT -5
^ Sick of dress shopping?! Blasphemy!
In Wind Ensemble: Cymbals, it's crāsh crāsh, not splāsh splāsh! (with this super-long A sound... it's probably funnier in rl.)
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Post by piccolo + ADD = fun on Mar 6, 2009 23:28:51 GMT -5
BD: -to freshmen band- That first note was ugly. Your date wants to go home.
Baritone: Let us consider the Platypus....
Merh....(I've gotten alot of people to use that word surprisingly lol)
BD: It's a percussionist's dream! Shirts being ripped off, sticks exploding, triangle red hot, every piece of percussion equipment we own!
Drummer: Nyahehe (it's a really bizarre laugh I've described the best I could)
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Post by bandgeek101 on Mar 7, 2009 2:48:56 GMT -5
"TRUMPETS, STAY IN TIME AND........(speaker breaks out in Opera Music)"----BD ...the speaker picked up a different signal or something it was hilarious
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Post by clarinetrox2012 on Mar 7, 2009 9:28:19 GMT -5
"TRUMPETS, STAY IN TIME AND........(speaker breaks out in Opera Music)"----BD ...the speaker picked up a different signal or something it was hilarious That's epic!!!!!
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Post by bandgeek101 on Mar 7, 2009 20:34:12 GMT -5
Okay, so this is a misinterpretation of a joke.
SL: Did u save ur butfur tonight. Booster1: Guy's, thats extremely inappropriate!! Booster2: What's a butfur anyway (Booster1 looks at 2 with disappointed look) SL: Fur Poopin'
Booster1 thought the joke was a little different you would have had to be there it was so funny
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Post by piccolo + ADD = fun on Mar 7, 2009 20:42:34 GMT -5
Trumpet1, 2, tuba, baritone: IN MY PANTS.
Baritone: I have it hidden on my person...
Tuba: HEEHEE! -micheal jackson impression-
freshmen at band camp: SO THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP Drummer: We locked an annoying freshmen who keeps quoting American pie in a quad case and dropped them off the loading dock. Freshmen: O.O;; -begins asking others if that's true-
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