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Post by altoclarinets on Dec 19, 2008 19:09:03 GMT -5
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zirbo
Band Geek
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Post by zirbo on Dec 20, 2008 0:59:46 GMT -5
you will win the state game but only because the opposing team had an illegal player on their field (that's how we won our only football game this year!)
Why doesn't it snow in the Bay Area (CA)?
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Post by eyeswithpride on Dec 20, 2008 21:27:06 GMT -5
Because it never snows here in Ridgecrest (middle of the Mojave Desert)
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by bariclaribob on Dec 21, 2008 16:38:56 GMT -5
Because my eyes are blue and the sky was invented to be a reflection of my mood and soul.
Why is music theory only one quarter long?
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Post by lightningflute2010 on Dec 21, 2008 19:06:59 GMT -5
Because the man is trying to bring you down.
Why doesn't it snow in Florida, either?
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Post by fluttietuttie on Dec 21, 2008 20:45:08 GMT -5
Cuz your not cool enough to snow like NJ does.
Why hasn't my piano teacher called about the duet yet?!
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Post by eyeswithpride on Dec 25, 2008 0:30:23 GMT -5
Because she just won a cruise to the Bahamas
Why must Chant and Jubilo be in an impossible key?
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zirbo
Band Geek
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Post by zirbo on Dec 25, 2008 2:20:53 GMT -5
Because there has to be at least one piece in an impossible key
Why are reeds so annoying?
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Post by altoclarinets on Dec 25, 2008 20:43:55 GMT -5
Because something had to be worse than crying babies. Why is Christmas amazing?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2009 16:51:24 GMT -5
'tis the eve our savior was born
What the hell is the point of tenor clef?
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Post by fluttietuttie on Jan 15, 2009 11:15:25 GMT -5
To balance out alto clef.
Why hasn't the alto and bass flute come to our school yet?
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Post by CaptainMo on Jan 15, 2009 14:31:12 GMT -5
Because they're GPS got them lost. Why must High School have more drama than necessary?
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Post by sarahl7432 on Jan 17, 2009 11:24:58 GMT -5
because there wasn't enough in middle school why did i try to spell school, 'skool'
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Post by CaptainMo on Jan 17, 2009 11:27:51 GMT -5
Because it's saturday.
Why did we have to have 2 days off b/c of cold right before exams?
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fruple
Band Nerd
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Post by fruple on Jan 18, 2009 18:40:39 GMT -5
Because you guys are wimps and have to cancel for cold.
Why did we just start learning drill today, 3 weeks before the first show?
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