|
Post by fluttietuttie on Aug 16, 2008 8:55:15 GMT -5
My therapist.
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie pop?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2008 12:55:22 GMT -5
one too many
The Olays, or bubbles?
|
|
|
Post by CaptainMo on Nov 23, 2008 16:27:56 GMT -5
57.789
Why must there be such a thing as Advanced algebra??
|
|
|
Post by eyeswithpride on Nov 24, 2008 0:09:52 GMT -5
so the aliens can poison our minds
Why do paintballs hurt so much?
|
|
|
Post by CaptainMo on Nov 24, 2008 17:00:57 GMT -5
because physics make it so. Why must we have school the day before Christmas Eve?
|
|
claribeth
Band Nerd
"I love band! Band is my life! If I didn't have band, I think I'd die!"
Posts: 315
|
Post by claribeth on Nov 24, 2008 23:44:57 GMT -5
(wow that sucks) to make you complain
why is the book i have to read for english so boring?
|
|
|
Post by CaptainMo on Nov 26, 2008 12:54:09 GMT -5
Because english isn't meant to be fun.
Why must our sax section be so idiotic?
|
|
|
Post by bariclaribob on Nov 26, 2008 14:31:41 GMT -5
Because I'm not in it, duh!
Should I join speech this year?
|
|
|
Post by lightningflute2010 on Dec 13, 2008 18:59:04 GMT -5
Only if you like to talk.
Why do the power cords for my laptop keep breaking?
|
|
claribeth
Band Nerd
"I love band! Band is my life! If I didn't have band, I think I'd die!"
Posts: 315
|
Post by claribeth on Dec 14, 2008 22:58:11 GMT -5
they came from a broken home. why am i tired when i had 10 1/2 hrs of sleep last night? (wow thats a first)
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2008 19:15:47 GMT -5
because you needed 10 3/4
Why does 1=0
|
|
|
Post by altoclarinets on Dec 15, 2008 20:45:32 GMT -5
Because you are dealing with an asymptote. Since when do alto clarinets get hard music?
|
|
claribeth
Band Nerd
"I love band! Band is my life! If I didn't have band, I think I'd die!"
Posts: 315
|
Post by claribeth on Dec 15, 2008 21:47:57 GMT -5
since yesterday
why did my math teacher give me 90 problems?
|
|
|
Post by eyeswithpride on Dec 17, 2008 22:48:31 GMT -5
Because my English teacher gave me 100
Why can't the snow stick to the ground?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2008 18:59:15 GMT -5
Because all the stickiness went to my snow
What is an asymptote?
|
|