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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2008 22:28:03 GMT -5
So I was sliding on the field at rehearsal, and the student teacher says "Hey, you should slide into the fifty" Turns out there's about three inches of water all around the fifty. Bad idea.
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Post by baritonechick123 on Oct 12, 2008 11:52:25 GMT -5
k so in r show there's this one part where i have to basically run halfway across the field in 8 counts! I trip over a flute and fell forward hitting a trombone who spun around taking out 3 clarinets with his slide which then caused the domino effect all the way down the line and the worst part is that 2 of r sousas crashed and have BIG dents now! and my friend got hit in the head with a guard pole with the whole domino effect thing and she got a minor concusion. (wow all that wouldn't have happened if i was one step more forward)
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Post by yummiebears on Oct 20, 2008 21:00:18 GMT -5
Last year, we were at our first competition and this one baritone stepped in dog poop and didn't realize it on the way from marching warm ups to music warm ups. So we started doing our music warm ups which we do high mark time for, he dragged his foot along his leg up to his knee. At the end of the warmup he realized that he had a trail of dog poop all up his pants and all over his dinkles. The band moms had a lot of fun with that case.
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Post by bluescalesdragon on Oct 25, 2008 10:22:47 GMT -5
In the back of the saxophone/low brass bus to a competition........
Someone: Let's sing the show! Saxes and low brass: *starts singing parts, by third tune, has escalated to screaming. continue to scream parts throughout end of show* BD: *turns around in front seat of bus* Never do that ever again. Saxophone: He let us finish the song! Yay!
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Post by bluescalesdragon on Nov 10, 2008 19:28:27 GMT -5
Three of our seniors decided, that on the coldest day of marching band practice so far this year, they would strip of their shirts and socks and shoes and hold the annual "manly contest." It was disgusting but we couldn't stop laughing. And it gives a whole new meaning to the command "Dress your line!"
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Post by clarinetrox2012 on Nov 28, 2008 22:00:33 GMT -5
At band camp, there was a dead skunk in front of the DM podium. Our DM offered a 10-minute break to anyone who would move it. So my section leader runs over to her truck, gets a garbage bag, picks up the skunk, and throws it into the truck bed. Everyone was like, "Its an omen! Somebody's gonna get struck by lightning and die!" No one died, but someone DID throw up.
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Post by clarinetrox2012 on Oct 31, 2009 21:33:09 GMT -5
this isn't really funny for the rest of society, but its kinda funny for us. So at our school, people have a tendency to act out of line during football games, and since a lot of them don't like the marching band, were usually the focal point of their behavior. Usually its nothing much, just insulting and yelling and stuff like that, but at one game 2 people, just started insulting and shoving some of the people in the low brass, not only did these people get kicked out, they got arrested We've had rocks thrown at us and the cheerleaders have attempted (and failed) to trip our DM. And about the whole hatred thing, it kinda goes like this at my school... Football team hates band and JROTC. Loves the cheerleaders and themselves. Band hates football team, cheerleaders, most of the JROTC. Loves the dance team. Cheerleaders hate everyone except for themselves and the football team. Dance team...well, they love everyone. XD
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Post by altoclarinets on Nov 15, 2009 16:23:55 GMT -5
So. During band camp a couple of kids were sitting in a circle doing who knows what. One of them randomly yells out, "that's not fair! You used your finger!" The entire band hall turned toward them and said in unison, "That's what she said!!!"
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Post by trumpetgirl0121 on Nov 18, 2009 18:17:11 GMT -5
Haha our band has a habit of... um... "borrowing souvenirs" from pretty much where ever we go. We have a track hurdle from McGavock, about a thousand Munford Band magnets, a giant Peabody High magent, a "Contest Parking --->" sign from Bandmasters, a Vanderbilt flag (the kind from the ones on top of the lightposts), a University of Memphis flag (the giant kind that is on the top of the Liberty Bowl), a "No Refills Sign," and a "100% Guarantee" sign. And lots of other random things. All of which make me giggle. Yeah, I'm a little slow!! ;D Does your band, any chance, have anything from Dyersburg High?
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Post by Euphoniums PWN on Nov 19, 2009 23:30:51 GMT -5
During a game this past season, our Bass 3 player decided to show the Bass 5 player how to REALLY hit the drum... he hit it so hard that the head split 3 ways...less than 5 minutes before halftime. Needless to say, the BD was not pleased. But it was still funny because the bass 3 player was totally mortified. The BD never found out that bass player 3 did it though.
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