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Post by iFrostyflute on Nov 5, 2008 21:24:55 GMT -5
[Somewhen in Concert 1 ... supposedly ...] Mustachioed BD: [raises stand] I'm doing this so I have something to bang my head against.
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Post by clarinetlover on Nov 6, 2008 16:06:25 GMT -5
BD: Where are the copies? Bari: Well, I was trying to make them, but the copier got jammed. BD: You broke my copier? Bari: It wasn’t my fault! I’m sorry!
Bari: BD? There’s something wrong with the copier. BD: You broke the copier? Again? Bari: I didn’t mean to.
ABD: Well, I told you guys that you could get copies of the music, but the copy machine broke. Trumpet: [Bari]… Bari: I actually didn’t touch it this time, I swear.
She really is a good librarian. Just has some bad luck with copy machines…
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Post by bariclaribob on Nov 6, 2008 18:42:01 GMT -5
At a volleyball tournament
me: [tenor], you and me should be a beach volleyball team. tenor: Let's do it. OLYMPICS!!! me: Actually, I prefer winter. Let's be a snow volleyball team. We can practice in the Alps! tenor: And see the yetti! me: That's in-- tenor: And orangutans! And breakfast cereals! me: And fruit bats, but the yetti-- tenor: We need a team name. me: Team Uttamatomakkin. From Pocahontas 2. tenor: Am I Utta or Matomakkin? tenor2: Bcb is definitely Utta. me: Aww. I wanted to be Matomakkin. tenor2: You guys could be Ham (points to tenor) Burger (points to me). me: I have to be burger? tenor3: Al-Fredo. me: I'm Al?? tenor2: Mousillini. me: I'm Moose? Why do I always get the bad names? tenor2: Pea-Nut.
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Post by claribeth on Nov 7, 2008 18:03:48 GMT -5
BD: Where are the copies? Bari: Well, I was trying to make them, but the copier got jammed. BD: You broke my copier? Bari: It wasn’t my fault! I’m sorry! Bari: BD? There’s something wrong with the copier. BD: You broke the copier? Again? Bari: I didn’t mean to. ABD: Well, I told you guys that you could get copies of the music, but the copy machine broke. Trumpet: [Bari]… Bari: I actually didn’t touch it this time, I swear. She really is a good librarian. Just has some bad luck with copy machines… well 1 day last year me and my friend had to make copies and the copier got jammed EIGHT times!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2008 20:19:56 GMT -5
BD: So, its Accordion on French horn? (for honor band) Me: Accordion and the hot redhead BD: Oh, right! The hot redhead. Accordion's gf: The way he said it was funny, because he knew exactly who I mean.t
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Post by Clariиәrd ♫ on Nov 7, 2008 21:06:02 GMT -5
"Tuning" a long C# in the saxes....
BD: eww! it's really flat on your horn! put more of that in your mouth! c'mon! swallow that thing! .... more! that's not enough yet! ..... YEA! that's it! you gotta swallow that sucker! really shove it in your mouth!
My bd is crazy...
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Post by altoclarinets on Nov 7, 2008 21:42:59 GMT -5
^yipe.
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Post by bariclaribob on Nov 8, 2008 11:50:02 GMT -5
Band bus
sousa: So, have you picked a name for your arctic volleyball team yet? me: Yep. We're Team Epic Fail. tenor: I'm Epic!! me: And I guess I'm... Fail.
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Post by Greenepony on Nov 8, 2008 23:42:16 GMT -5
On the Band Bus....
*uniform bag falls onto flute, asleep in her seat* Flute: Wha? Oh, it's just a- *passes out*
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Post by bariclaribob on Nov 9, 2008 13:44:38 GMT -5
Pit orchestra
bd: If I Were a Rich Man is up. recent trumpet to horn switcher: If I were a rich man, I'd hire someone to teach me how to play French horn.
bd: Well hello, [musical director]. md: Hello, pit! bd: How're things? md: *makes a face* bd: Oh. md: On that note, I'd better get back to the cast. Pit, break a reed... or a valve, or-- *leaves*
Band bus
sousa: I don't like your negativity! I don't like your pessimism. me: Well, I don't like you-- (I break off to think) *sousa's face falls* me: --being mean to me. *sousa looks relieved* sousa: I'm glad you finished that sentence. me: Huh? sousa: You were just like, "I don't like you." me: But-- sousa: Being mean to me. me: Did you honestly think I would say that? I don't like you. *sousa waits* sousa: Aren't you going to finish that sentence? me: I did. *sousa fake-cries* *I ignore him* *sousa peeks at me* sousa: Seriously?
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Post by Lprdgecko on Nov 9, 2008 20:23:43 GMT -5
On the bus today on the way back from Indianapolis we were watching "Finding Nemo", and at the part where Nemo is initiated into the tank and swims through the ring of fire (you know what I'm talking about) the entire bus, along with the movie, would yell, "SHARK BAIT HOO-HA-HA!!!". It was funny. You had to be there.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2008 19:41:38 GMT -5
At honor band... Baritone (sarcastically): Oscar, you're the best. Me: Damn straight. Baritone: Oscar, shut up. Just shut up.
Me (at various times): Stupid freshman (to my other baritone)
Director: Okay, that needs to be an e-natural not an e-flat. Wait, you're all reading bass clef, right? Other baritones: *shakes heads* Director: OH. That explains a lot.
Me: Baritone, stop [rooster]-blocking me Baritone: Oh, right, sorry.
Other baritone (to my baritone): Hey, that girl in the green wants to know if you like her? Baritone: What? Other baritone (watching the flute she was talking about): Uh, she's mad at me. I don't know why.
Me (to baritone, about the girl-in-green): Dude, just go talk to her. Baritone: I don't even know her. Me: Well, she's talking to Other Baritone. Go talk to her and then you will also be talking to the flute. And why the hell am I the one coaching you?
(Baritone is a Joe Jonas look-alike and is a bit more experienced than I am).
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Post by tubachick11 on Nov 10, 2008 21:24:38 GMT -5
Me talking to Drum Line Instructor.
We were discussing how crappy the music programs at the local elementary schools are, and how he was acting stupid around the music teacher his sons have. He suddenly yells,
"For crying out loud, I OWN A CONCERT BASS DRUM, AND MY SONS KNOW IT!" Me: "So how much did that cost?" Him: Uh, that would be classified information, that you, anybody in here, nor my wife will ever know about.
In my band we have an annoying microphone that our BD talks into that we all hate. One day a Horn yells, "I HATE THAT MICROPPHONE!" and I could have sworn she had said, "I HATE MICHAEL PHELPS" I guess you had to be there.
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Post by Greenepony on Nov 11, 2008 11:30:46 GMT -5
Flute1: So what'd you do after the game [greene]? Me: Sleeeep, what'd you do? Flute: I watched a movie with... Me: Boy?! Boy?! Boy?! I win! I win! You *do* have a boy! Flute 2: [flute1] is pregnant?! [flute1] I'm ashamed!
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Post by bariclaribob on Nov 11, 2008 19:34:09 GMT -5
Music theory is a small, informal class
bd: Who wants to write the scale on the board? *silence* senior: Bariclaribob! *I stand up to go write it on the board* senior guy: (to the tune of "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof) BCB!... BCB! all: ... BCB! dm: BCB LAST NAAAAME! BCB! all: ... BCB!
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