saraah
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music. is. the. inspiration. to. life.
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Post by saraah on Mar 16, 2009 0:02:05 GMT -5
our guard has shirts that say : Color Guard the only place you can strip it flip it swirl it toss it in public I think it sayed other stuff but I don't remember.
I heard this joke from a college guy who was talking about when his director cliniced a junior high band. There was a section where the trumpets used mutes and they never got the transition. So finally the director sayed: "Spread your legs and shove it in there"
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Post by altoclarinet123 on Apr 24, 2009 22:05:43 GMT -5
This one isn't perverted, but people will look at you funny if you say something like "I have to remember to bring my dinkles and put my plume in my hat box."
The rest are pretty much exhausted. I like the go to L one, that's funny - never thought of it.
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tsaxmadness
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"Without music life would Bb"
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Post by tsaxmadness on Jun 23, 2009 9:46:23 GMT -5
;D Here's a few from this year- "She could put her head on my body" (flute) "I was teaching her how to slap tongue" (saxophone) "go blow your boner" (trombones) "blow harder! i know you can blow harder than that!" (high school BD at eighth grade trumpets. after that nobody could play for a while) "hold them up! don't just let them dangle there!" (BD at flutes) "F. You. Now." (BD telling flute that wasn't listening to play F. again most people couldn't play due to laughter) and more I can't remember right now.
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KUguardgrl13
Band Nerd
I'm a sister in the bond of this kinship I am fond[F4:687065693]
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Post by KUguardgrl13 on Jun 25, 2009 14:03:14 GMT -5
i think trombones have some of the best. the 'bone section in my hs marching band wanted to out "Lube my slide and blow it" on the backs of their section shirts. you can imagine how well that went over.
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Post by orangecappiccolo on Dec 29, 2009 1:12:42 GMT -5
one day in marching band rehearsal my BD told the trombones (who are all guys) that they were naked meaning that they weren't dressed with their line (if you didn't catch that) My section leader and I both have boyfriends in the trombone section (yes we are flutes thank you very much) and so we both looked back field. Our BD told both of us to stop looking it was in expression mind you we have a band of over 200 kids. We both turned red
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Post by paulhibberd on Aug 16, 2010 20:38:19 GMT -5
Anytime I start a sentence with "we were changing on the bus and..." I have to explain to my friends that we change on the buses.
Just stick em down your pants. (your hands)
Remember to wear your thingy...ies
You have to have a big thick dickie, the thin ones just don't keep you warm oh and anytime we talk about stripping down in front of a newbie is fun
thats all I can think of right now but we have some pretty good ones.
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Post by twirlgirl on Aug 17, 2010 12:36:10 GMT -5
last week was band camp and our band director asked "are you bs 2?" referring to bari sax 2 and it was a 7th grader and he was like yeah! and everyone burst out laughing
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claribeth
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"I love band! Band is my life! If I didn't have band, I think I'd die!"
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Post by claribeth on Aug 22, 2010 21:17:22 GMT -5
^You march a bari? Wow. Last year we had a tenor and the rest were alto, but he graduated so all saxes marching play alto.
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Post by twirlgirl on Aug 24, 2010 14:50:40 GMT -5
^You march a bari? Wow. Last year we had a tenor and the rest were alto, but he graduated so all saxes marching play alto. yup we have to bari's and we are a small band we only have one alto and one tenor
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Post by ittybittybone on May 18, 2011 13:33:20 GMT -5
I remember my freshman year in college, my section leader made references to vasaline... but it was later determined he meant for polishing our shoes. Not exactly rated PG-13...
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