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Post by trumellotonium on Dec 8, 2008 19:57:24 GMT -5
Best excuse for a counting failure ever: Sorry, I gotta beat off!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2008 23:25:40 GMT -5
That's new
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Post by trumellotonium on Dec 9, 2008 16:49:45 GMT -5
Just to clarify, in case someone doesn't catch it... it's a double-entendre, you have to say it out loud (though maybe not too loudly, lol).
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bandman001
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Real Trombonists play Bass, Crazy Trombonists play Alto!
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Post by bandman001 on Dec 9, 2008 21:58:51 GMT -5
Trombone Teacher (referring to one persons slide): You look a little sluggish, time to lube it up!!
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Post by bariclaribob on Dec 9, 2008 22:23:53 GMT -5
Has anyone seen my lubricator??
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hansel2011
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Music expresses the words which can not be spoken...
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Post by hansel2011 on Jan 22, 2009 17:34:00 GMT -5
"You have to blow harder. Come on!"
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Post by ~*Not~a~Stalker~* on Jan 28, 2009 22:25:45 GMT -5
We do that too! Lol. I thought my band was the only one... I love F Around the Room! The first time my band director told us we were going to play a game called "F Around the Room" I think most of us turned a very strange shade of purple. The "Do me and I'll do you" quote was always one we used, but ours referred to "If you let me stick my hands against your neck for warmth, you can do the same to me."
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Post by yummiebears on Jan 28, 2009 23:08:41 GMT -5
Lolll. My BD calls it pass the F. lol
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crenee25
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Post by crenee25 on Feb 1, 2009 0:30:33 GMT -5
"You need to push that in there now! It's waaaay to flat"
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Post by altoclarinets on Feb 1, 2009 12:00:40 GMT -5
Oh... the other day in band class BD: For those of you new to this ensemble, this is the Nerd Board. it lists what we're going to play today so that you can have your music ready. Crazy tenor sax player: Uhh, Bd? Why does it say F Around? BD: Whoops.
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Post by eyeswithpride on Feb 8, 2009 15:53:16 GMT -5
Ah, yes. We call it F Around the Band. I just now realized how bad that would sound...
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Post by stickshifty on Feb 8, 2009 21:30:27 GMT -5
Ehh we just played a game called "Screw Your Neighbor."
It involved the scary bd picking someone to play a passage for the entire Wind Ensemble. Then he would have to tell everyone what he did wrong and how it should have been done better (or if he couldn't do it, the rest of the ensemble had to tell him). That person would have to, in return, pick someone else to play for the Wind Ensemble. There were treaties such as "I won't screw you if you won't screw me" going around.
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Post by bandgeek101 on Mar 11, 2009 22:05:48 GMT -5
The nasty slimy stuff that builds up on the shaft (mouthpiece reference most people in my band say shaft instead of shank)
Zip me up.....OW, you pinched my neck......"the thing's dangling out it drives me crazy"(uniform jacket)
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Post by trumellotonium on Mar 11, 2009 22:11:03 GMT -5
When temporarily dismissing us to our individual section huddles right before we put on uniforms and go to the show, our director says, "Go make love to yourselves!" ...It doesn't really make sense to us either...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2009 16:33:00 GMT -5
"Dude, I have a hemiola"
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