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Post by sarahl7432 on Oct 25, 2008 10:28:40 GMT -5
okay our band calls trombones boners sooo... you can just imagine.
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Post by iFrostyflute on Oct 26, 2008 14:29:44 GMT -5
"That's exactly what I want. Keep going."
I love the funny thing band directors say. C:
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Post by 1frodos1 on Oct 27, 2008 23:02:29 GMT -5
"Trumpets,i love the way you blow"-BD to trumpets about their sound
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Post by gibson on Oct 28, 2008 10:42:39 GMT -5
My Band Director said for the first time ever that I've been in the band at our school... Finger your parts.
I've been in the band for 8 years... never once until last week
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Post by tubachick11 on Nov 1, 2008 14:34:57 GMT -5
Wow ^
I've heard that since fourth grade band. lol
It finally clicked though this year how, uh disturbing, it sounds though.
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Post by noxcuses on Nov 1, 2008 19:05:12 GMT -5
"Do me and I'll do you." In high school, this was in reference to our collar hooks. =P Gotta love band! <33 Lol, we would always go around saying, "I need a hooker!!!"
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Post by freshmanflute on Nov 1, 2008 23:14:04 GMT -5
"Do me and I'll do you." In high school, this was in reference to our collar hooks. =P Gotta love band! <33 Lol, we would always go around saying, "I need a hooker!!!" haha i remember the first time a person said that to me freshman year. ;D I was just like , you did not just say that. Then he explained it to me
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Post by albinosaxgirl on Nov 2, 2008 19:25:19 GMT -5
AAHH!! creepy. my band director LOVED the park and blow. [oops, that sounded nasty! lol] My band director likes to say that too. Except he adds... "And spread your legs and have some fun!" Yeah cause that doesn't sound wrong or anything. XD ;D ROFLROFLROFL Ok, so in 2 007, our pre-game show was James Bond. ANd at measure 27 of the arrangement we were given, it is actually written into the music " PARK AND BLOW!", but our directors didn't want us to stop the drill there, so they had us "Move the Park and Blow to measure 30" where they had us "Spread our legs and dance." And when we were rehearsing the piece, Mr. V loved to start us "At the original Park and Blow." End of that rant. Continued list -"When in doubt, Whip it out." (Coordinates) -"You're sticking out." -"Kissy feet" (Which the freshman saxes have turned into "Orgy Feet") -"... And bend over" -"My bell's stuck!" -"You don't even have to lick it!" (Plastic Reeds) -"Go to L." -"Push your shoulders back and your hips forward." -"Boob busters" -"Butt Circles" -"Go back and run it again." -"F around the room" -"Pass this off" -"Check my pants" -"It's in your boob pocket" -"Tounge harder" -"Move your fingers faster" -"Core Excercises" What's funnier is that my directors have always been pretty quick to catch themselves saying things that MIGHT sound perverted. And occasionally they do it on purpose. We were in the floor doing core exercises one time and Mr. V yells "Hold it 10 more seconds" and one of the saxes yells "THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID!" And Mr. V. sits up, looks directly at him and says, "Maybe to YOU." -"We were in the floor..."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2008 19:29:11 GMT -5
Butt circles? Is that a stretch?
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Post by albinosaxgirl on Nov 2, 2008 19:33:30 GMT -5
Only at Grissom. And we never do it. We did it ONE time last year because our upper leadership was stalling and they asked what stretches we wanted to do, so the senior tubas requested Boob Busters (the guard have now expanded them to include jumping jacks) And Butt Circles.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2008 20:19:36 GMT -5
What are boob busters, then?
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Post by Lprdgecko on Nov 2, 2008 20:20:13 GMT -5
We do that too! Lol. I thought my band was the only one...
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Post by clarinetrox2012 on Dec 6, 2008 20:11:05 GMT -5
"I'm blowing your boner." Self-explanatory.
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Post by tubagirl on Dec 7, 2008 11:59:40 GMT -5
"[BD] creamed my bone." ... Nobody likes this year's BD. Our BD last year was effing awesome and we have a new one this year... Sadness. *cries* But oh well.
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Post by tubagirl on Dec 8, 2008 19:19:15 GMT -5
Sorry for double post but my best friend said this today...
K: Is that where you put the strap on?
And then when I was holding the note for everyone to tune, she touched the part just above where it sits in my lap and was like... K: *gasp* It vibrates!
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