Post by Flutist Kes on Sept 9, 2005 17:19:16 GMT -5
A good thread from the old boards, now becoming Franken-post.
For all you lucky ducks who get shirts... what are your slogans?
We've never had shirts, besides the general ones that say our school that are universal for everyone. But I've heard some good ones:
Flute (also works for piccolo):
"Flute = Portable chaos"
"TUNE IT OR DIE
.....I mean it, or die. Give me a break, I play flute."
"Flutes- You keep them playing to keep them from talking!"
Mellophone:
"It mellophone was easy, it would be called a trumpet."
"A Mellophone by any other name is better than a trumpet any day."
Tuba:
"DUDE! Where's my SOUSA?"
Percussion:
"We Hit Stuff"
"Drumline... Everything else is just NOISE."
Sax (the immortal words):
"WARNING: I am a sax addict."
"Practice safe sax."
Trumpets:
"Can you hear us now?
Goooood...."
"People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Same goes here."
"Teacher: Please define ego.
Trumpet Player: You define it, trumpet god has no time for this." [<-Probably my fav of any particular section.]
Woodwinds:
"Reeding is fundamental."
More for the brass...
"WWSD?" [What would Sousa do?]
General:
"We don't need English in school... band is much more gooder."
"Take me to your section leader!"
"Forget the island. I survived BAND CAMP."
"My band director can beat up your band director."
"Smile.... you volunteered."
"Marching band is life...
Everything else is just detail."
"What's the dootball team doing on OUR FIELD?!"
"Tired of the football team sucking? Yeah, us too. Join the band."
"Hold me. I'm a fermata."
"Band Geeks do it on the field."
"Don't mess with me, I'm treble."
"MARCHING BAND: If it were easier, it would be called football."
"One day football will be played at halftime!"
"Halftime IS game time!"
For all you lucky ducks who get shirts... what are your slogans?
We've never had shirts, besides the general ones that say our school that are universal for everyone. But I've heard some good ones:
Flute (also works for piccolo):
"Flute = Portable chaos"
"TUNE IT OR DIE
.....I mean it, or die. Give me a break, I play flute."
"Flutes- You keep them playing to keep them from talking!"
Mellophone:
"It mellophone was easy, it would be called a trumpet."
"A Mellophone by any other name is better than a trumpet any day."
Tuba:
"DUDE! Where's my SOUSA?"
Percussion:
"We Hit Stuff"
"Drumline... Everything else is just NOISE."
Sax (the immortal words):
"WARNING: I am a sax addict."
"Practice safe sax."
Trumpets:
"Can you hear us now?
Goooood...."
"People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
Same goes here."
"Teacher: Please define ego.
Trumpet Player: You define it, trumpet god has no time for this." [<-Probably my fav of any particular section.]
Woodwinds:
"Reeding is fundamental."
More for the brass...
"WWSD?" [What would Sousa do?]
General:
"We don't need English in school... band is much more gooder."
"Take me to your section leader!"
"Forget the island. I survived BAND CAMP."
"My band director can beat up your band director."
"Smile.... you volunteered."
"Marching band is life...
Everything else is just detail."
"What's the dootball team doing on OUR FIELD?!"
"Tired of the football team sucking? Yeah, us too. Join the band."
"Hold me. I'm a fermata."
"Band Geeks do it on the field."
"Don't mess with me, I'm treble."
"MARCHING BAND: If it were easier, it would be called football."
"One day football will be played at halftime!"
"Halftime IS game time!"