flouba
Band Nerd
Lazyness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running...Except you Ed. Don't get hit.
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Post by flouba on Aug 10, 2006 1:25:45 GMT -5
Heres a good one from a rehersal Band Director: Do you know what a metronome is? Sarcastic anime fan: Yeah thats what a Clefairy does... That's a good one!!!! *is an anime fan* Ok quotes.... ummm... me + one of my friends at a week long band camp not for school: WE WANT DODGEBALL! (We had that where we put our names and put papers saying that on the BD's stand my section leader: *skips down the hall with tuba on shoulder* my section leader: (I can't remember exactly but basicly he was telling me to pick up my tuba and skip down the hall with it)
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Post by SaxGirl on Aug 10, 2006 12:44:16 GMT -5
There were plenty more from today and one from yesterday.
BD: (in the press box with microphone) *mumbles something about step-offs* Mrmmh, mpbh bmmm brh! Tuba: Someone tell [BD] that the microphone isn't edible!
Baritone 1: Can you feel this in your feet? *plays baritone on the ground so it vibrates* Me: Yep, I can feel it. Lemme try this. *tries to play trombone with bell on her head* Nah, that doesn't work. Baritone 1: *plays baritone against my back* Me: I could do it with my trombone, but only if you were about as skinny as the bell. Baritone 1: Well gee, thanks! Me: No, I didn't mean that. I mean you'd have to be as skinny as Mark (he's the clarinet instructor and is extremely tall and skinny). Baritone 2: Yeah, his butt is like as wide as your trombone bell. *pause* Me: He could probably take a crap in my trombone. *turns trombone upside down so the bell faces up* It's a portable outhouse! Baritone 1: Well actually, anyone could go to the bathroom in a trombone... they'd just need really good aim.
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Trombone instructor: If you guys keep doing that, you're gonna get a cramp. Baritones 1+2 and I: *look at each other* Did he say crap? *all of us crack up*
Me: We really need to do park-n'-bark for Let the Sunshine In, since we blast it anyway... Trombone SL: Oooh, that would be cool! Me: I mean do it how they do in drum corps... how they sorta bend at the middle and convulse. *imitates drum corps park-n'-bark* Baritone 1: No Kelly, that's called a "pelvic thrust." Trombone 4: Please, don't ever do that again.
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Post by Tales From Band Camp on Aug 10, 2006 16:42:13 GMT -5
We've reached 50 pages, so I am going to lock this post and move it to the archives.
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