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Post by spicyoley on May 1, 2006 19:23:29 GMT -5
ok this was a LONG time ago when we we going to FL last year. So our BD was asking us what shirt sizes we needed and one girl came in late. BD: Andrea? Andrea: Here!! *thinking we are doing roll*
*enter lots of laughing*
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Post by toocuteflute on May 1, 2006 20:51:50 GMT -5
At States after our performance:
Tony: *BURP* Band: Ewww! Tony: Ok, that had absolutely no scent, so stop freakin’ out. Me: It's still nasty though... Tony: Man, their was no flavor at all, I didn't taste nothin', and that means I must be real HUNGRY!
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Post by hornprincess on May 1, 2006 21:18:32 GMT -5
So in jazz today, my BD accidently kicked over his trumpet that was standing on it's bell on the floor (no worries though, that thing is literally indestructable), and the reaction was this:
Band: *gasp!* BD: *shifty eyes* You saw nothing Lead Alto: Oh well, it's only a trumpet Trumpet Section: *jaws all hit floor, eyes go wide* Rest of the band: Oooooooooooooh! Lead trumpet: *throws valve oil at lead alto* Lead alto: See, the funny thing is that you didn't mean it... and I did Lead trumpet: (rather indignantly) I meant it too!
This morning in Symphonic Winds, a few students had to leave rehearsal early to go on a Social Studies trip to a Holocaust Symposium... Tenor Sax: [BD], I won't be there for Jazz 3 today at lunch, because I won't be back from the Holocaust. (apparently he did conclude his sentence with "symposium," but no one heard him, and everyone cracked up for several minutes)
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Post by sctrumpetgirl8817 on May 3, 2006 10:15:15 GMT -5
since I'm the only girl trumpet...
BD: "There are a bunch of girls in the trumpet section...and their not her (that's me!)" Band: OHHHHHHH!!!!!
BD (to the flutes and clarinets): "Ladies, can't you please stop talking? Can't we make it through one rehersal without you talking?" (what he doesn't notice in the background is that the trumpet section has started hitting and poking each other...talking all the while!)
Trumpets: "Lets do the trumpet cheer!" Band: Groan (especially since we did it at our last concert...we just had to!)
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Post by symph0ny on May 4, 2006 0:53:24 GMT -5
BD: "Just because it's called an accidental doesn't mean it needs to sound like an accident!"
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Post by trumpetislife on May 4, 2006 14:51:20 GMT -5
yesterday in band my bd was taking the senor pic. so he wasnt in the room. we were warming up.
drummer: SHHHH band: *stops playing, gets dead silent and looks at the drummer* drummer: *looks around sees that everyone got quite* i was just kidding band: *laughs and continues what we were doing*
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Post by flute03 on May 5, 2006 13:58:01 GMT -5
BD: baritones you have to do something with that whole note. It can't just hang out, it's not at the mall! Band: . . .
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Post by emilytrombone on May 5, 2006 16:31:17 GMT -5
I have a upcoming audition and I needed to practice yesterday. Me: are you going to lock the band room? BD: of course I am. This has to be the most expensive room in the whole school. I'm not crazy, there's a practically new piano in there. Graham: But who is going to steal a piano? BD: I don't know Gd. 10 kid: I would BD: it is kids like these that we have to watch out for.(walks away to jazz room for jazz 3 rehersal) Me: looks at door. He didn't lock it Graham and me: (burst out laughing,) we just had a lecture about the importance of leaving the band room door locked and mr brown left it open.
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Post by baritonegirl on May 5, 2006 21:39:26 GMT -5
well today i found out cause me and this kid in high school share a baritone and all he was out the whole week with bronkidus(or however u spell it) me:*walks out of instrument room after putting up baritone* BD:you all did great we will do exelent on the concert sunday me:not me i couldent breath in rock island trail BD:do u hav bronkidus or sumthin me:*shrugs* BD:well do you have your own mouthpiece and carry it around? me:no i use the one i used since las year and its in the case BD:well someone must use it me: i know who it is Chad! BD:oh hes been out all week with bronkidus me:*screams and falls down*jus my luck
Bd:*holds up a cheer magazine*people has been asking about this and theres two thingd 1. im not a pervert and 2 im not gay!
Trombone:*music falls on the floor* clarinet:*leans back* trombone:*holds up trombone and slide slides and hits clarinet in the head* *band laughs histarically*
me:well i jus lost anouther friend thats the secon one this week im a jynx clarinet:but they were the two saxaphones who cares they dont care bout ne on but themselves me:ya your right.....
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Post by tracknbandchick on May 6, 2006 8:37:03 GMT -5
BD- THIS IS THE LAST TIME I SWEAR!!!!! band- ha yeah right
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Post by Flutist Kes on May 6, 2006 22:40:43 GMT -5
So... for Friday we went to States... got a II by the way... it's still good, but a lot of us were kinda disappointed- we were hoping to be the first band in our school's history to get a I at States... Anyways...
[Those stupid wrist band still say "passenger" as "passengerr"...] Me: We be passengerrrrrs again...
[On bus] Me: Hey you know wh at I should do? *Duel's Al Coda boy was sitting behind me.* MSC: What? Me: "Hey, Duel... guess who's sitting behind me... again!"
[On the bus... 2 HOURS LATER] Me: This reminds me of that comic... from TFBC... "Fast food... hitting bottom... GURGLE!"
[We get there with about 2 minutes to warm-up time... so in warm up room...] Clarinet: Mr. S, my reed isn't working! BD: Does anyone have any keys? Trumpet: Umm... OK... *Gives BD keys.* BD: Thank you. Give me your reed. Clarinet: ... WHAT? BD: Just give me the reed. *Gets reed.* *Takes keys to it and does... something...* There I made it magic. Clarinet 2: Hey, can you make my reed magic? BD: OK... *Waves hands* POOF!
Me: Hey, do you think Mr. S can make my flute magic?
[Performance, blah blah... Well, a flute came in early... like, before we even started... Anyway... SIGHT-READING!]
Judge: You're supposed to look ahead for accidentals. It's like if you're going over train tracks. You have to look before you cross, because if you don't, and there's a train coming, WHAM!
Judge: Group count so you can come in right and feel a bit more confident. [Later] Me: We have to count? WHAT? MSC: What is this counting you speak of?
MSC: So, for our Senior gift we should get Mr. S a stick figure with a baton! Me: Why don't you get every typoe of stick figure band member? Sax: Why? Me: Well, they'd be like his toy soldiers!
And on a totally unrelated thing, at the band concert Thursday... [BD announcing seniors.] BD: [Flutist name]... *pause* ... flute.
Flutist: You paused while trying to say my instrument! BD: Well, I was too busy thinking about your jean jacket. Me: Well, you know, she also hardly goes to practice...
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Post by Duel of the Flutes on May 7, 2006 11:55:01 GMT -5
haha...
bd: I feel so old now that my son is graduating from high school. me: *to flute teacher* yeah, wait until his son graduates from college and marries. if he feels old now, what'll he feel then?
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Post by baritonegirl on May 7, 2006 18:55:39 GMT -5
ahhh we had the band concert today and it turned out WAY worse than what i hoped for
{in band room} me:im going to pass out i feel so bad so sick flute:are you okay me:NO IM NOT OKAY i didnt get any practice and im sick flute:then why r u here me:*walks away*
BD:unlocks instrument room* me:gets ready to jump a chair to get in there before chad gets there* chad:*gets to the instrument room before me*i warm up first me:okay...
me:okay we can do this ok (bass clarinet) Bass clarinet:okay i know (half way into the song) bass clarinet:*squeek* *more squeeks from a lil bit down*
me:*tears down face going up to bleachers* i cant breath dern it i can hardly breath
BD:*burps really loud*SCUSE ME
clarinet:THE TUBA SQUEEKED!! trumpet:it did!?!?!? clarinet:I DUNNO BUT IT SQUEEKED
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Post by toocuteflute on May 7, 2006 20:33:53 GMT -5
Me: My mom is turning 46 today! BD: Your mom is older tha MY mom! Me: What?!
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Post by trumpetislife on May 8, 2006 18:25:34 GMT -5
BD: okay, start at 109 trumpet 1 and 2: 209 trumpet 2: do you need glasses? BD: yeah i do... bad
Playing a warm up song (percution doesnt play)
Band: *playing the song quitely* Percutionist: *crashes cymbals LOUDLY* BD: *stops up and laughs* it was like *sings the song we were just playing* then BOOM! Band: *laughs*
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