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Post by Duel of the Flutes on Sept 23, 2005 13:42:41 GMT -5
haha in band earlier one of our percussionists was doing something strange with his pants and our band director said... BD: [percussionist], I really don't want to see you with your pants off. some random person from band (don't know who): you know you do!
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Post by trumpetpride on Sept 23, 2005 15:15:21 GMT -5
Lol, this thread is awesome..
BD: No PDA, guys, I mean it. Angela and Jake: holding hands BD: Hey! Knock it off! That's what the practice rooms are for!! ....*realizes what he said and his jaw drops* ... *hysterical laughter*
BD:Trumpets, if I have to say this one more time, I will throw myself off this podium.TONGUE. Tongue tongue tongue.Don't make me have all of you guys get your mouthpieces out and practice in front of the entire band...
*laughter from everyone*
At a band competition last weekend, there was a band there called the Marching Raiders..
Angela: *upon seeing the Raider mascot* Hello Mr.Raider..*under her breath*...Wonder what he raids..*Hysterical laughter from everyone close*
On the sidelines waiting to be called to attention...whistle blows...
Me:ONE, TWO! *Hits self in the mouth with Trumpet during the snap up* OW!!! Lauren:I knew you should have been less energetic during that snap up.. *everyone laughs*
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Post by bedlamsbard on Sept 23, 2005 20:01:11 GMT -5
Jonah: I don't remember having said to do anything involving your tongue.
(in Physics) Kyle: Mr. Hashimoto! You know what table this is? Mr. H: Noooooo. Kyle: It's the saxophone table! Two baris, a tenor, and an alto!
BD: Where's your tuba? Emma: I had to take the bus! BD: THE tuba guru comes to school and you just HAPPEN to take the bus?
BD: Saxophones! Dynamics! Play them! Katrina: Not THIS saxophone!
Katrina: Maybe they have shinier uniforms, but OUR saxes are prettier than THEIR saxes.
Katrina: I have a random urge to go flirt with the Ike bandies, but OUR band people are prettier. Ellora: Please don't.
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Post by iluvmybassclarinet on Sept 24, 2005 15:44:52 GMT -5
Me: guess what?! Tabby: what? Me: I named my lyre, bass clarinet, shoe's, and my hat. Want to know their names? Tabby: No.You have way to much time Nichole. Me: (procedes in nameing off everything I have named) OW! Tabby: Ha. I said no.
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Post by 2ndbassoon on Sept 24, 2005 20:02:06 GMT -5
BD: Trombones, if you don't get this right I'm going to come down there and breathe in your face! And I had garlic for lunch!
BD (he's all small and hunched over from arthritis): Don't make me come down there and body slam you again!
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Post by nerdykay on Sept 24, 2005 20:12:03 GMT -5
This was while I was on the bus earlier coming back from a band trip we didn't get to really go to from the hurricane rain:
*Johnathan calls Craig on his cell* Craig: *laughs* He called me! *laughs* *a few minutes later* *Johnathan's cell rings*: Ahhhh! Oh it's my cell phone, I forgot it was on vibrate.
Today in band the people on bells and stuff were hitting the stuff with end of their mallets: Mrs H: STOP TINKLING! Nobody tinkle from now on. Ryan: But what if I really need to? Mrs. H: You know what I was talking about, Ryan.
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Post by woodwindchick on Sept 28, 2005 7:43:41 GMT -5
Ethan: Nick, I'm sorry, but you suffer from sing-every-song-that-you-know-itis. But there's good news! Me and Nick: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
BD: I want everyone sitting by the person who plays the same part as them, so Alex and Bradley, switch seats. Bradley, DON'T talk to Travis. Alex has been a good Travis buffer, but now you have to be good all on your own. No talking and none of that... fake molestation thing you guys do. It's creepy.
BD: If you guys ever get the chance, be a bartender at a wedding. Seriously. Watching drunk people is funny. Watching them try to dance is even better.
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Post by toocuteflute on Oct 2, 2005 9:11:51 GMT -5
Flute: Isn't my hair shiny? Tenor: It's very shiny. I might get distracted in the stands by your shiny shiny hair.
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Post by goddessclarinet on Oct 2, 2005 13:07:03 GMT -5
This is from last year, after one of our band members turned 18
*after we finished playing Happy Birthday* BD: Congradulations, now you can buy cigarretes and porn!
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Post by bandroxmysox on Oct 2, 2005 18:20:41 GMT -5
Me during sectional: "Inspirational lesson of the day: Be a leader not a follower. Unless you are watching the drum major, then you can be a follower."
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Post by woodwindchick on Oct 2, 2005 23:39:01 GMT -5
BD: Trombones, that sounds like garbage! Trash! Travis: Hey, you know, one person's trash is another's treasure. BD: Play it again, and this time, make it not sound like garbage. Travis: Treasure!
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Post by Flutist Kes on Oct 3, 2005 14:58:40 GMT -5
Me: Hey, Mr. S is "sick" today... Person: Awww, I hope he feels better. Me: As in "sick." Person: What is he gonna die? Me: As in "Deer Fever." Person: What the... oooooooh.
Me: Hey, let's make him a get well card!
Guy: *Takes fluffy thing I put in my flute.* Me: Ummm... you realize that that has my spit on it?
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Post by megabassclarinetist on Oct 3, 2005 19:03:19 GMT -5
*getting uniforms on* PiccFreshie: Guys, these pants seem smaller to me. I dont think thier mine. PiccSL: Hey [FreshieGuy], did you ever get the feeling you were wearing someone elses pants? Picc: Theres dirt all over my butt now from that field. Me: Thank you for that information. I really needed to know that Picc: Yes, Im sure you were. Me: I would have died had you not told me, surely. Picc: So, in effect, I saved your life. Me: YOU'RE RIGHT!! MY SAVIOUR!!! *on the really dark croweded bus changing* Me: Where's my garment bag? Another Picc: Here it is. Me: Thank you! You are my saviour! *five seconds later* Me: GAAH! Where's my hanger?? Trumpet: [Me], is this your hanger? Me: YES! You saved my life!! Picc: How many saviours do you have??? Picc(all of these quotes are from picc players ):Hyper like plasma (Cause in chem we were learning about plasma has very active particles. ;D)
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Post by Duel of the Flutes on Oct 6, 2005 14:14:47 GMT -5
Me: I invented a new instrument Flutist Kes: what's that? Me: the flutesaber! Flutist Kes: what the heck? Me: it's a flute and lightsaber combined! Flutist Kes: ooookkkk
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Post by woodwindchick on Oct 7, 2005 7:43:16 GMT -5
BD: *working out seating for concert season* All right, so Megan and Sasha are going to be on flute most of the time.... Brandon: Yes! I get to be my own section again! Me: *rolls eyes* Thanks a lot, Brandon. BD: Yeah, he needs to work on his social skills.
BD: *still working out seating for concert season* Okay... Megan, when you play flute, I want you here, next to Amie. Me: *squeals* Yay, Amie! Amie: *squeals* Yay, Megan! BD: ...Or maybe not.
*in steel drums* BD: All right... take out Silent Night. Sarom: I don't like this song. It's lame. BD: Yeah? Well, YOU'RE lame.
BD: Hey! Steel drums! I have some news. Remember how I told you that you were only playing at two concerts this year? Yeah, well, I lied. You're playing in two weeks. *general groans from the class* BD: Hey, this just means you don't suck like I had assumed you would at the beginning of the year!
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