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Post by Flutist Kes on Sept 9, 2005 16:50:31 GMT -5
Hmmm... would this be "BAND QUOTES 3!" since the old one was "2"? We all know that very funny... and stupid... things happen in band. What are some of the crazy lines you've heard? Trumpet Player: So, is that Freshman going to take your first chair? Me: Uh, duh? Where have you been? Trumpet player: I'll break her fingers for you. He's sweet... but that was weird. I DO NOT want him breaking anyone's fingers, ESPECIALLY a friend in my own section... besides, it would make me look bad.
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Post by bandveteran2008 on Sept 9, 2005 19:01:53 GMT -5
Band quotes -*at attention* MAMBO -GRAYSON GRAYSON -WE GOT SPIRIT YES WE DO WE GOT SPIRIT HOW BOUT U....WE GOT MORE...WE GOT MORE
-baritone player:....F*** *silence* section leader: I just love a good Random F***
-ghost in mr fores office.. jason and the tractor that he runs over all the little marching band kiddies. -Marching seahawks first time...Were the #### are you goin'
-section leader 2: My trumpet is my baby sectionleader 1: whos the dad then section leader 2: Selmer section leader 1: so let me get this stright you married selmer and then had a baby lookin' like a trumpet?
-me: uhh Mr Fore you forgot a grade Mr fore: Freshman
me-*spills water* another trumpet:Well theres a rookie moment
BD: Forte Band:Sucks
BD: (singing on press box) SL: Do u give up BD: Don't get me started mr vockley
Bari sax player: EACH OF YA'LL HAVE TO TRY WHITE CASTLE BEFORE U DIE BD: WHITE CASTLE WILL PROBABLY LET THEM DIE RIGHT AWAY
ME: HEY MR FORE CAN FRESHMEN GET WATER FIRST TODAY MR FORE: IN 4 YEARS YA CAN
SENIOR QUOTES - Hey your flat - I still think your fatter - Dim yellow strobe lights - HE CUT US OFF RIGHT BEFORE WE WERE GOIN TO PLAY!! - Take care of collin don't loose him - Sorry I thought u were in four - wiggle wiggle wiggle BANANA - next time don't jump on the bed - Way to be the ultement slacker mr I take 5 music classes - Mayhaps it twould be best not to tell your locker combo next year. - By the way vanilla
year 05-06
Section leader- *goes in circles choosing mafias ang guardian angels* 2 taps mofia 1 tap guardian angel 2 taps mofia 1 tap guardian angel 2 taps mofia 1 tap guardian angel... mellophone kid: Shut up *laughter from band members playing*
Dave: if u want a water break open wide Jason: that is if they want a goose poop break too
SL: hey dave what band is this? Dave: the dave matthews band BD: you did not just ask that did you thomas... this bands not that old is it?
-DM: ok we need ya on the field in 10 minutes... any freshmen *freshmen raise hands* Lone ranger...Lone ranger
BD to clarinets: STOP SQUAKING THE FLUTES DO THE CHICKEN DANCE NOT U
PERCUSSIONIST: mr jensen? mr jensen HALF TURN TO THE LEFT
BD: my grandmother can do better push ups then you and shes dead DM: DON'T DISRESPECT YOUR GRANDMOTHER
BD: if u mess up u blow the formation Dave: He said blow the formation thats discusting
*turns on Dr beat* BD: what are u doing turn that thing off *turns off* ten minutes later BD: Ok turn that thing back on
BD: Pam? jason stop talking its a destraction to the band
BD: BAND 30 push ups everyone... NO bobbing ur head up and down are not push ups
*trumpets playing but not loud enough* BD- Band if u see the trumpets please tell them to come to rehearsal... trumpets I can barely hear ya'll expecially our younger students Section leader- but my whole section is freshmen and sophomores. BD- THEN PLAY OUT
*Talking bout what not to do around 2 flute players* Student: what about driving between 2 flutes Mr. Fore: Oh My God Don’t even go there
- MARCH SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA
- (sings) I LOVE RICHARD DEN… VER-Y MUCH
Thomas: Aaron didn’t miss the step offs he missed the holds Aaron: WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT I MISSED BOTH
*brass making random buzzing noises* BD- OK I don't care whos making the noises whole brass box give me 25 push ups. *woodwinds in hysterical laughter* BD to woodwinds- Care to join them?
Freshman trumpet- man he keeps saying one more time but we end up F***ing it up Section Leader- That should be a pick up line Me- WHAT Section leader- one more time unless we F*** it up
BD- Sophomores!!!! me- *doing fake push ups* 1-2-3-4-5 *gets up* Senior- whoa laura Get back down and do 5 real push ups Me- awww *does 5 more push ups**gets water
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Post by bedlamsbard on Sept 9, 2005 19:42:01 GMT -5
BD: I AM NOT YOUR MAMA! David (percussion): But I thought you said we were like family.
BD: You! Twenty pushups. David: But I'm a percussionist. BD: Forty pushups!
Me: Is that a piccolo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Jordan (to a bass drummer): Yes, Aleks, size does matter.
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Post by hornprincess on Sept 9, 2005 20:30:52 GMT -5
During marching basics: Instructor: Put your balls on the line!!! (he meant to keep the balls of your feet on the yard marker)
BD: When the stick goes up, put up your instruments
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Post by Flutist Kes on Sept 9, 2005 20:49:50 GMT -5
2 more that I posted on the old thread, but I loved them....
[At band camp, with changed names] Flute Player: Hey, Dan has a great butt. DM Scott: Why don't you tell him? Flute Player: You tell him! DM Scott: Hey, Dan! You have a great butt! Dan: Ummm... Thank you? BD: Scott, that was inappropriate.
[Making copies of concert music] Me: *Looks at all the mis-printed copies.* Great. We killed a tree. Flute Player: More like the forest.
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Post by princessblow on Sept 9, 2005 23:25:16 GMT -5
Last year's fist chair trumpet and the bd
BD: We should really stop talking about our bodily functions Trumpeter: Yes, but see we need to discuss the two bodily functions that are messed up... BD: WHAT'S THAT?! Trumpeter: YOUR NOSE DOESN'T RUN AND YOUR FEET DON'T SMELL....
Here's one from the past summer when we were practicing to play at Valleyfair, that's mine, and of course all the sophmore guys did it cuz I'm the eldest of the band and stuff.... and I was sort of joining in lol.....
ME: hey there's a puddle....LET'S JUMP IN IT!!! (splash)
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Post by flute03 on Sept 10, 2005 9:21:43 GMT -5
"I was completly lost between M and the BOOM" One of our percussionest directing a Civil Way Fantasy.
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Post by musicscifigirl on Sept 10, 2005 14:54:19 GMT -5
One time, our BD said to the clueless timpani player, "I wave, you play. You don't play, I throw!"
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Post by SaxGirl on Sept 10, 2005 15:02:09 GMT -5
Me: "Make sure you beat your meat!" (after doing the Meat Machine cheer; it says beat in it somewhere) Ashley: "You really can't say that unless you're a guy..." Me: "Yeah, I know, I just wanted to gross someone out!"
Me: *to sax player* "Retard..." Riley: "You called?"
BD: "Okay, let's play Stacy's Mom!" *sings, "I wanna be Stacy's mom..."* Ray: "That's the wrong song! BD: "Oh yeah, that's Jessie's Girl... whatever... Okay then, from now on, Stacy's Mom is Jessie's Girl!"
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Post by Keyboard_Countessa on Sept 10, 2005 18:58:40 GMT -5
ahhh... my favorite thread BD: Now Aundray, when you do your cymbal hits make sure you don't hit Karysa. She's going to be afraid of you and she has every right to be; I mean, look at you! You're like, 2 of her, maybe 2 and a half! You're a big guy, and she's... not. BD: Flutes, who's missing down there? Katherine: Bob--I mean, Clarissa! DM: Katherine: That's what we call her! (a typical example of our tradition of meeting the other band's officers at football games) DM: Hey band! band: Hey what! DM: This is Nicole band: Hi, Nicole! DM: She's a senior seniors: WOOOOOO! DM: She plays the flute trombone section: TROMBONE!! DM: And her favorite ice cream flavor is cookie dough sax section: SAXOPHONES!!
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Post by goddessclarinet on Sept 11, 2005 0:57:51 GMT -5
These were actually said at the clarinet party tonight while we were playing Taboo.
Me trying to describe word virgin: You know, like Mary, in the Bible... Brandy:Lamb! *all laugh after hearing the answer* Brandy:I was thinking of the song!
and also
Brandy trying to describe chirp: The pretty noises some creatures make in the morning(she couldnt say bird) Me:SQUAWK! *all laugh*
This is said while Tom was fetching a frisbee, and just walking back over Me:I smell something fruity Matt(percussionist):I Think its Tom! *everyone Oohs* Tom:What?! And then later I learn that the fruity smell was my friend's gum ^^
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Post by fmhsclarie on Sept 11, 2005 13:10:19 GMT -5
my new fav band quote actually happened the other night at band practice:
(We're all sitting on the practice field as our BD is telling us about the football game that's tomorrow)
BD: I want you to march your best, we've known this movement for a month now, and we are mature and dignified....
(sprinklers go off soaking everyone. kids scream and get up)
Woodwinds: my reeds! Brass: our horns!
BD: oy....(sighs) assistant BD: you might want to scratch mature off the list....
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Post by dhsflute08 on Sept 11, 2005 20:29:14 GMT -5
BD to the band on last day of band camp: "okay, now tomorrow isnt the first day of school, its just the first day that academics start to interfere with band"
Kevin: "Barret, what in god's holy name are you doing" Barret: "i dunno" Kevin: "okay, maybe i shouldnt have said that, but seriously, what are you doing?"
Nick: *screams* "what we gonna eat?" me: *screams back* "hustler meat" Nick: "i think we should stop before this gets inappropriate"
Me: "hey christina, can we do the very *friendly* person dance?" Christina: "sure, just dont do it raunchy" Me: "define... raunchy"
*the fans from the visitor team yells some very not nice things at the band as we walk by* Kyle: "for being from a catholic school you arent being very christian"
*snare drummer does clicks as we march to the back of the field b4 our show* Rene: "im not doing clicks for my benefit, so get on your freakin left foot"
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Post by javelin on Sept 12, 2005 14:43:23 GMT -5
So, this isn't exactly it. I can't remember but it is something to this effect.
Me: Nick? DM: Yeah? Me: I'm so depressed. I must talk to Newman later... *goes off about something totally different* Nick you're growing a horn (just a zit) on you head. DM: I know... Me: There's only one so you're a unicorn. DM: *makes weird mmhmhmhmhm sound of happiness while fluttering eyelashes creepily* Me: In case you haven't noticed, Newman is growing one too except it's on his cheek. DM: Well at least he's not a magical creature like me. Me: Oh, he is, he just has it on his face. DM: *makes face of slight horror and sadness*
Same night, same place: Me: *talking about section and how I have failed my section**sigh* Aren't I just a little ray of sunshine. DM: More like a sunshine ray of death.
Me: Your plumes look so crappy...they all have boners (where plume is messed up and feather stick out) *begins fixing plumes* Clarinet 1: I know. How come your plume is so spectacular? Me: Because I poked it. Clarinet 2: How does that make it spectacular? Me: Everything I touch becomes spectacular. If I poked you, you would become spectacular. Clarinet 1&2: Awesome... Me: *pokes Clarinet 1 who immediately starts dancing like crazy* *pokes Clarinet 2 who starts dancing with 1 and eventually starts raving* *pokes a Clarinet 3 who dances and raves with them around me starting a circle* Kristin, can I poke you? Clarinet 4: Sure. Me: *pokes her cheek and starts her dancing* Let's get Nick! HEY NICK! If I poke you, you shall become SPECTACULAR! *pokes his cheek to which he makes the mmmhmhm sound, flutters eyelashes, rolls eyes upward.* COME ON NICK, DANCE! *refuses to dance* So in the end I have all these clarinets dancing around me and making weird noises and saying "YEAH!" while Nick, a drum major, just stands there.
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Post by clarinetgirl2006 on Sept 12, 2005 17:37:32 GMT -5
Well, here is one from last week. MBD: "Get inside everyone!!!! You guys want to suck, then we will, and then we will play show 1 next week and the rest of the season for all I care!!!!" Here is another one. Me: "I know, you love giving out your autograph to some strange kid in your mb." MBD "Are u strange?" Me: "I have been in this mb, for 4 yrs." MBD: "didn't ask how long u have been in this mb for, I asked if you were strange." Me: "No, and anything you say doesn't offend me." MBD: "I try to.: :lol: Me: "I don't know about you sometimes."
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